I will start by saying I am not in the target audience for this book. However, I do like reading children’s books once in a while, because they can be unbelievably funny and clever. This was neither of those things. Cheap humour, a plot that jumps from place to place without any need to or anything to join events, characters that are completely uninteresting, unrealistic scenarios, and simplistic language that should have been aimed at a much, much younger audience. I don’t think this book is doing children any favours. Boring beyond belief, with not an ounce of cleverness or skill throughout. Do not give this book to your child if you want them to grow up intelligent. I’m being 100% serious. There’s no moral here. It’s just slop.