Oi. This book. This book, why? WHY, book, WHY?
The Birthday Girls is a strange set up for a series considering these girls have never met before their ill-fated birthday party and then don't speak to one another until the very end of the book, but the back of the books makes it seem like they've bonded and become best friends or something. Which, btw, totally not the case.
Instead, Ceegee's mother gets the idea to throw a birthday party for all the babies born on the same day at the same hospital as a sort of reunion. Five other families show up to the party and one of them is a mother/daughter duo who go out of their way to be nasty and cruel to everyone at the party. The rest of the book deals with the fallout of their incredible rudeness.
In Jill's book, I'm Not Telling, Jill finds out that her uncle Duffy, whom she adores and admires and so does everyone else because he's the fun uncle, went to jail the day she was born. She spends the rest of the book bemoaning that fact and wondering how he could be so dumb and why is he ruining her life with this one stint in jail and oh god, it's been awhile since I wanted to tell a fictional character to shut up but yeah. Jill? He went to jail because he parked in the wrong spot and then got sassy with the officer who ticketed him. (Important life lesson there about not provoking cops.)
She's being blackmailed by her lockermate and rude Maggie's cousin and will not believe her friend who tells her NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER UNCLE. No one. At twelve, would you care that some random kid's uncle went to jail twelve years ago? I mean, once you found out it wasn't for anything interesting? I'm thinking probably not. But because he's a doctor and Jill's so insecure about middle school already, she's in a panic and it's just... ugh.
I liked other things about the book and the cover's pretty, so it gets two stars since I'm not the intended audience and didn't read it when I was.