Pull quotes/notes
"'Look.' Mavis Goldfarb said. 'One in five kids in America is overweight, and one in TWO adults is. The scientists are still trying to work out exactly why this is so - they don't have a clue of what to do about it.'
'Everybody goes on a diet?' I asked.
'Except diets don't work,' Mavis said.
'Practically nobody loses weight on one, and practically all those who do gain it back. The odds are more than ninety-nine to one that if you are fat now, you're going to be fat later.'
'How do you know all this?' I asked
Mavis Goldfarb.
'I read books, bub.'" (38)
"'Will you be taking revenge on your parents for sending you to that camp, Miss Mavis?' old Shermie asked.
'You know me well, Shermie,' Mavis Goldfarb said. 'But they are digging up fossils in Olduvai Gorge. I was thinking of taking revenge on society in general'
'Very good, Miss Mavis,' old Shlermie said. 'And will your little friends be joining you in terrorizing ordinary citizens to awaken them from their fat-prejudice?' Mavis Goldfarb looked at us. 'What do you say? Do you want to help me give a mental hotfoot to the people of Pokooksie?'
Sylvia and I looked at each other. 'We are pretty cheesed-off at our parents for letting Dick Tator talk them into sending us to that living hell.'
'They will be among the victims,' Mavis said.
'We're not going to kill anybody?' I asked.
'No. Nothing like that. This is psychological war.' Mavis said.
'Count us in!' Sylvia and I said." (40-42)
"That very day, we went to the Burns and Numble Giant Bookstore and visited the diet book section. We also visited the dessert cookbook section. We sort of mixed them together, so it went: The Last Diet Book You Will Ever Need, and next to it Secrets of Swiss Chocolate Cakes and Pies, and then The Very Last Diet Book You Will Ever Need, which was shelved beside One Thousand and One Cookie Recipes. After that This Is Really, Really, Really the Last Diet Book You Will Ever Need, and then The Illustrated Encyclopedia of French Pastry (Mavis Goldfarb has that one at home). On the same shelf was I Swear to God, This Is the Last Diet Book You Will Ever, Ever Need, I Promise, and cuddled up against it was Creampuffs and Éclairs Made Simple.
Bookstores can be educational. We learned that if you read the titles of diet books, one after another, you realize they are stupid and couldn't possibly work—otherwise why would there be so many of them? Burns and Numble has hundreds. We also learned that dessert cookbooks have beautiful photography." (42-43)