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352 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published February 1, 1993
"Exactly what kind of misrepresentation are you the object of?"
"Folk insist on calling me gay, when as you can plainly see, I am nothing of the kind. I want recognition as the sour individual I am."
"Let me see if I have this straight. You are a fairy, therefore folk call you gay?"
"Exactly. I have no idea why they think all fairies are gay."
As they approached, Nada discovered that the Fairy was not female, but male. He was so delicate that he seemed feminine from a distance. His booth was set out with decanters of all shapes and sizes, containing fluids of many colors.
"Are you the Fairy Nuff?" Nada inquired hesitantly.
"What's it to you, snaketail?" he snapped. "Can't you read it on the ledger?" He pointed to the words FAIRY NUFF.
"Listen, you winged freak, don't talk to her like that!" Dug said.
"Why not, Screenbrain?" the Fairy demanded.
"Because she's a lovely and good person, and she's trying to do her job, that's why, you androgynous creep."
Nada couldn't help it; she was getting to like aspects of Dug Mundane. She kept her mouth shut.