Whew, this novel. I got this novel for free and that was the only acceptable price. I don’t “hate read” novels, but I knew from the back cover that this one would give me some interesting things to write about!
First, I’ll get into what I enjoyed. It’s jam-packed with a ton of fantasy and mythological tropes/characters, which was kind of fun. Despite his lack of depth, I did like the main character, Dor, as he was a good kid wrestling with the societal conceptions of “manhood” that oppress him (I mean, not as much as the patriarchy holds down other people in the novel, but for scrawny kid, I get his angst). The book is a coming-of-age story for him where he does learn that his integrity, compassion and brains are what make him a man, not his muscles or sex drive. That was nice.
Unfortunately, all the other characters are so shallow. Jumper, the Spider, was interesting because he was a giant spider and pretty much carried the team, but everyone else, especially Millie, was flat as a sheet of drywall.
The story moves quickly but at the same time is a little dull. Some scenarios could have been removed entirely and the plot would have stayed the same. It’s supposed to be a little funny, I guess, or at least not as serious as “high” fantasy tends to be, but most of the humour was situational or based on old stereotypes.
Overall, without what I’m going to talk about next, I’d give it a 3.5, but the utterly insane amount of sexism in the novel brings it down a full 1.5 stars to 2/5.
There are five female characters in the novel. Millie is hypersexualized and stereotypical - I initially assumed it was poking fun at the depiction of women in older fantasy stories, but she does nothing in the novel to subvert her characterization as simply a sex object. It’s possible she was designed as a joke, but it must have missed the mark with me because I found myself wishing she would just disappear out of the story. Other than being the impetus for the quest, she contributes nothing to the story whatsoever.
There’s also Medusa, who suffers a half-page-long leering male gaze description from her ankles to her breasts. Not her face, because, she has no face! Her inclusion in the story as a domestic servant is frustrating. There’s nothing wrong with being a domestic servant unless that has nothing to do with your existing mythology!
There’s Vadne, the only woman who isn’t objectified because she’s “old” (like 30). And of course, because she’s old, she’s a crazy spinster who will murder to get a husband. We also have her counterpart, Helen the Harpy Queen, the only sexy harpy. She is also obsessed with getting a man. She only gets points because she was in a position of power as the harpy leader and doesn’t statutorily rape a 12-year-old (shows you how low the bar was set here).
Lastly there’s Irene, an 11-year-old girl who is pissed at Dor (reasonably so) because he will be King simply because he’s male, though they both have powerful magic. The novel would have been much improved if they had been slightly older and both forced to travel back in time and work together to complete the quest. Then they would have had character arcs! But, instead, there’s a bizarre about-face regarding their previous antagonism that felt very forced. We learn nothing about Irene – she is in the story as a learning curve for Dor, nothing else.
The men? Other than Dor, no one has any real personality. They all have one defining feature or they are antagonists. But, of course, they fare fine in this society because they are dudes. It's very frustrating the way gender is handled in this novel. It's a FANTASY. That means you don't have to adhere to the same societal constraints around gender or race (not like there are any people of colour in this book) that exist in the real world. But, instead, we have hyper-sexualized, uselses women, jealous spinsters, literal harpies, and a domesticated Medusa who is now no longer a threat to men. Wonderful.
The love story in the novel is useless because we are given no scenes with the couple interacting without Dor present, nor do either of them have any personality upon which to forge a bond. And the “twist” was so obvious I almost couldn’t believe it.
Basically, this novel is a horrendous blob of sexism that is not redeemed by the plot or anything else.