F***ed Up Fairy Tale News

F***ed-Up Fairytale

by J.A. Kazimer

News stories from the #1 source in celebrity fairy tale news. Learn about Little Bo Peeps arrest for indecent exposure. Read the obituary for This Little Piggy. Follow the antics of Prince Charming.

Genres: Humor, Fantasy, Retellings, Short Stories

20 pages, Kindle Edition

First published March 25, 2012

About the author

J.A. (Julie) Kazimer lives in Denver, CO. When she isn't looking for a place to hide the bodies, she spends her time with a pup named Killer. Other hobbies include murdering houseplants and avoiding housework.

She spent a few years as a bartender and then wasted another few years stalking people while working as a private investigator before transitioning to the moniker of WRITER and penning over 15 titles.

Visit her website at jakazimer.com and sign up for her THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MURDER Newsletter.

Links:

http://www.jakazimer.com
http://www.facebook.com/JulieAKazimer
https://twitter.com/jakazimer

Reviews

[T.W. Brown · Rating 3 out of 5]

I really had no idea what to expect. The cover was intriguing and since it was free, nothing gained, nothing lost. What I found was a quirky and entertaining little book. It was funnier in some spots than in others, just like any other form of comedy. Things I found hilarious got polite chuckles when I read them out loud, other parts where I shrugged received laughter from the room. Want to REALLY have fun? Pass this around and have everybody read one of the stories in a serious news voice.

[Christine · Rating 3 out of 5]

At times amusing and at times laugh aloud funny. Sometimes, rarely, not funny. But still fun.

[Kay Ellicott · Rating 1 out of 5]

I thought some of this was actually funny. I gave it one star because of the language. And the title should have tipped me off about that. Must have been asleep on the wheel on that one.

[Jujubee · Rating 2 out of 5]

The cover looked clever so it's a freebie, right? Well the clips were kinda clevers, but not so original nor witty like a limerick...which was what I was hoping for. Most of the few pages intro the author's other stories. So it's a good chance to snapshot those stories.

[Jacquel · Rating 4 out of 5]

As I read F***ed Up Fairy Tale News, I felt I were reading something more alive than life itself. The articles were very entertaining and I found myself laughing more than I was reading. People who love fairy tales should read this book.

[Erin · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny stuff, just wish the articles were longer.

[Mrs. Ho Jr. · Rating 5 out of 5]

I had a few good chuckles. Can't wait to read the book.

[Magda · Rating 3 out of 5]

Short set of twisted stories about some of the characters from fairy tails. I had a good laugh with some of them.

[Liz Lovesrainbows · Rating 4 out of 5]

Pretty funny!!!

[Kim · Rating 2 out of 5]

Fast read. Silly.

[Kimi · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny!

[Kristen · Rating 4 out of 5]

Cute little read.

[Staci · Rating 4 out of 5]

Very funny spin on classic fairy tales!

[Stephanie · Rating 2 out of 5]

This just a mash-up of news articles involving fairy-tale characters. It's written in a style similar to The Onion, but not as funny, only mildly amusing.

[Amanda · Rating 2 out of 5]

Ok I laughed out loud at a few of them.

[Robert 'Rev. Bob' · Rating 2 out of 5]

The primary content was fairly lackluster, due to the sheer brevity of the news items. However, the preview for the first novel (which takes up half of the 20 pages) looked interesting...

[Indilee · Rating 2 out of 5]

Just a short story sort of book - I loved Curses, got this for free as an ebook, and laughed a lot at the taglines that would have been in a newspaper of the world that Curses was set in.

[Renetta · Rating 4 out of 5]

The news blurbs in the beginning were fun to read. I love fractured fairy tales and enjoyed this teaser of the complete book. I look forward to reading more.

[Nikki · Rating 3 out of 5]

Wicked witch hit by a house flown by an illegal immigrant from Kansas

[Deanna Vivier · Rating 1 out of 5]

was free on kindle. pretty lame unless your 12.

[Gidg · Rating 5 out of 5]

Totally amusing. I shared some of the stories with friends and family and we had a good laugh.