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101 foolproof jokes to use in case of emergency
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where a good joke was the best thing to say, but you could not remember any? Whether on a date, a family reunion or simply when hanging out with your friends, this handy collection of one hundred and one good jokes is what you need for that to never happen again.
Keep it on your Kindle reader, and do not hesitate to use it in case of an emergency!
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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
Keep it on your Kindle reader, and do not hesitate to use it in case of an emergency!
--
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
- GenresHumor
43 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 13, 2012
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Displaying 1 - 8 of 8 reviews
December 9, 2017
Or just to have a laugh
Most of the jokes in this book I have heard one time or another. But a good joke is always funny and these are a hoot. Need a break from the daily grind then this will do it. Just remember he, who laughs last didn't get the joke at first.
Most of the jokes in this book I have heard one time or another. But a good joke is always funny and these are a hoot. Need a break from the daily grind then this will do it. Just remember he, who laughs last didn't get the joke at first.
December 25, 2014
Nice collection of good jokes.
December 19, 2018
These are funny
I enjoyed reading 101 foolproof jokes to use in case of emergency. Now I just have to wait around for an emergency.
5
I enjoyed reading 101 foolproof jokes to use in case of emergency. Now I just have to wait around for an emergency.
5
December 4, 2020
2.75/5
Collection of mostly known jokes. An okay read to pass time.
Collection of mostly known jokes. An okay read to pass time.
May 19, 2023
Nothing new here
Ok if you like old jokes, mean spirited humor, and don't mind a few F bombs.
This book did not raise my spirits the way laughter should.
Ok if you like old jokes, mean spirited humor, and don't mind a few F bombs.
This book did not raise my spirits the way laughter should.
July 20, 2023
Funny
These were actually really funny. A lot of jokes in these books are usually stupid but this book was a win.
These were actually really funny. A lot of jokes in these books are usually stupid but this book was a win.
January 16, 2024
A fun collection of funny stories
This is a quick read but has a great collection of funny stories that are well worth reading. You will get a chuckle out of it.
This is a quick read but has a great collection of funny stories that are well worth reading. You will get a chuckle out of it.
January 31, 2024
Another good joke book.
This is an intesting joke book as they are not all one liners. Some are not new but they are still funny.
This is an intesting joke book as they are not all one liners. Some are not new but they are still funny.
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