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Aha Shake
Corona's, Stevie Nicks, Hand Models, and "You know why!" Chubby Chasers, Freddies and Seddies, "Teach me your skills," and nervous accents. His dad is orange and her dad wears heels. Bella wants him to be the Master of her Uterus but all he did was break her finger.
- GenresFan Fiction
24 pages, Unknown Binding
First published February 8, 2010
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July 25, 2014
OMG, this book was hilarious! I don't think I have ever laughed as much while reading, as I did while reading this book. I'm talking tears running down my face, snorting, can't breathe, spraying Diet Coke out of my nose, scream laughing. I loved, loved, loved Aha Shake! Read this book, but be prepared for people to look at you like you lost your mind while you are doubled over belling laughing. WORD TO YOUR MOTHA!
November 12, 2013
4 Funny stars
Edward and Jasper go to Vegas to let loose....Edward meets Bella who works at the Hard Rock Casino pool and is a "hand model." After a drunken night they wake up married...
They decide to get an annulment but then call it of. The rest of the book involves them telling their friends and introducing to their families and all the hijinx involved with the beginning of their married life and getting to know each other.....
Now I will say this book cracked me up! Between thinking about things my husband and I have been through that were mentioned as well as just the general stuff they dealt with were hilarious.Yes its over the top but it was still hilarious.
And the sex....They had alot of sex....
They did have alot of sexual disasters too....Between the ER visits, broken fingers, bumps, and bruises....
I will say the part that kept me from giving this a 5 was the iCarly stuff. I have never watched the show and the addition of the iCarly fanfic stuff didn't do anything for the story...so I could have done without the Masters of the Uterus junk....
Anyways good read...
Edward and Jasper go to Vegas to let loose....Edward meets Bella who works at the Hard Rock Casino pool and is a "hand model." After a drunken night they wake up married...
They decide to get an annulment but then call it of. The rest of the book involves them telling their friends and introducing to their families and all the hijinx involved with the beginning of their married life and getting to know each other.....
Now I will say this book cracked me up! Between thinking about things my husband and I have been through that were mentioned as well as just the general stuff they dealt with were hilarious.Yes its over the top but it was still hilarious.
And the sex....They had alot of sex....
They did have alot of sexual disasters too....Between the ER visits, broken fingers, bumps, and bruises....
I will say the part that kept me from giving this a 5 was the iCarly stuff. I have never watched the show and the addition of the iCarly fanfic stuff didn't do anything for the story...so I could have done without the Masters of the Uterus junk....
Anyways good read...
July 16, 2013
Aha Shake is probably the most ridiculous but also definitely the most entertaining story I have ever read!
This was crazy story but in the best possible way. In this unconventional and hilarious book, Edward is addicted to "pussies" and enjoys carefree f*cks since early age. He is extremely confident and cocky so when he meets Bella during his vacation in Vegas and she does not succumb to his charms as easily as he expected, what will he do?
Edward likes girls who "live life with legs open and heart closed." But after meeting beautiful and complicated Bella, Edward becomes fascinated by her. She is a little bit psycho but soo entertaining, I could not stop laughing at her crazy ideas! Aha Shake is also very sexy story with minimum angst. This story was a fun ride but the funniest character was definitely Emmett with his "chubbies".
Mary Elizabeth (TeamBella23) has the most specific writing style ever. It is very unique and I cannot get enough of her stories!
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January 3, 2015
I promised myself after High Anxiety that I'd take a break from Fan Fiction for a while; it's getting hard to keep all the different Bellas and Edwards straight in my head and I'm beginning to feel like a Twicrack addict. But while clicking through some of my bookmarks I came across a 24 chapter quick-read (for me anyway, as I move through words like Spiderman on his web) story called Aha Shake. Well, in the last three hours I've laughed so much my family is looking into inpatient psychiatric care for me starting ASAP.
If you're looking to get away from angst for a while then this is the story for you. The author (one half of the team that makes up YellowBella authors of the marvelous but as yet incomplete Dusty)is clearly having so much fun messing around with Myers creations "I had no idea how to take care of Bella after her breast surgery. My dad has had a lot of work done in my twenty-two years, but he's sneaky about it. One day he looked like my dad, and the next he looked like Barry Manilow; only more orange" that it'd be wrong not to give her ultimate props! Emmett has a fetish that is just so wrong it can only be right, Rosalie loses herself for the love of a good man, Carlisle and Esme are no ones parents (and the latter has a mean left hook which blackens the eye of an unexpected face), Renee is hilarious, one of Bella's "dads" wears red high heels and meeting both the family Cullen and Swan make the Fockers look like the British royal family.
Yep! It's a roller coaster ride of "munch-a bunch messed up" and I loved every moment of it. Full of lemons, for those of us that like a little sour with our sweet, Aha Shake is what good fan fiction is all about. Now back to the historical novel on Lady Jane Grey that I've had on my iPad for the last 3 months.....maybe.
If you're looking to get away from angst for a while then this is the story for you. The author (one half of the team that makes up YellowBella authors of the marvelous but as yet incomplete Dusty)is clearly having so much fun messing around with Myers creations "I had no idea how to take care of Bella after her breast surgery. My dad has had a lot of work done in my twenty-two years, but he's sneaky about it. One day he looked like my dad, and the next he looked like Barry Manilow; only more orange" that it'd be wrong not to give her ultimate props! Emmett has a fetish that is just so wrong it can only be right, Rosalie loses herself for the love of a good man, Carlisle and Esme are no ones parents (and the latter has a mean left hook which blackens the eye of an unexpected face), Renee is hilarious, one of Bella's "dads" wears red high heels and meeting both the family Cullen and Swan make the Fockers look like the British royal family.
Yep! It's a roller coaster ride of "munch-a bunch messed up" and I loved every moment of it. Full of lemons, for those of us that like a little sour with our sweet, Aha Shake is what good fan fiction is all about. Now back to the historical novel on Lady Jane Grey that I've had on my iPad for the last 3 months.....maybe.
July 21, 2017
reread was just as good as the first time!!
5 stars!
Just thinking about this book has me cracking up to the point of tears...talk about hysterical! I have never laughed this much while reading. This story was the perfect combination of humor, sex, and love. It was beyond sweet, and so incredibly REAL!. I loved being inside Edward's head cause he was such a guy...crude,rude, but sweet and lovable at the same time. And freaking Bella...she's AWESOME! She's nutty, real, sometimes psychotic...she was the perfect heroine because she was just so normal with her imperfections...same with Edward.
EVERYONE NEEDS TOO READ THIS! I couldn't put it down, and when I did, it was because I had to take a breather from laughing so hard.
5 stars!
Just thinking about this book has me cracking up to the point of tears...talk about hysterical! I have never laughed this much while reading. This story was the perfect combination of humor, sex, and love. It was beyond sweet, and so incredibly REAL!. I loved being inside Edward's head cause he was such a guy...crude,rude, but sweet and lovable at the same time. And freaking Bella...she's AWESOME! She's nutty, real, sometimes psychotic...she was the perfect heroine because she was just so normal with her imperfections...same with Edward.
EVERYONE NEEDS TOO READ THIS! I couldn't put it down, and when I did, it was because I had to take a breather from laughing so hard.
April 8, 2014
This hilarious story is What Happens in Vegas, meets Meet the Fockers, meets iCarly, meets fanfiction. I love Emmett, because he made me laugh the most. I love Bella, because she is crazy and endearing. I love that Alice gets her ass kicked, because I don't love Alice. And I love Edward because he puts up with it all and he's a sexy dork.
August 7, 2016
Reread!! This was so funny and even better than the 1st time i read it....
December 27, 2012
I love this story so much! Much needed comedy after reading Revelry.
September 10, 2014
This book was hilarious , never laughed so much reading a book
May 6, 2014
Light, funny and sexy. Perfect read!
November 5, 2013
LOVED IT. Love everything MaryElizabeth (Teambella23) writes. HILARIOUS. Had me in tears and laughing my butt off. SO good. READ IT ;)
July 23, 2016
Loved it!
April 27, 2014
She's a genius, I worshipped this beyond my expectations.
October 5, 2014
So fuckin'funny. Loved
January 3, 2013
So funny! I loved it!
January 4, 2013
Freaking hilarious!!! Same author that wrote "The Vagina monolouges" aka "Seduction and Snacks".
April 11, 2015
What a surprise, so different from anything else I have read by this author. Mary Elizabeth is amazing! I adore everything the writes.
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