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406 pages, Hardcover
First published November 1, 2012
We visit the standard locations for 19th Century soap opera texts; creepy freak show, gilded brothel, isolated country house, ill-regulated asylum etc. The brothel setting in particular is both overwrought and hackneyed, replete with sinister grotesques and dramatic but unlikely set-pieces such as the virginity auction. It also houses one of our two heroines, Pearl, an innocent in the midst of sin who, though cast before depraved, pimping swine, has nevertheless remained chaste, as well as being educated socially and academically to the standards of a lady by who knows what party. Our other heroine, named, with equal subtlety, Lily Lamb, is one of a pair of twins raised in obviously contrasting luxury and isolation by their grandfather after the supposed death of both their parents. Despite the blindingly obvious juxtaposition of their life-positions their narrative voices are almost completely identical, as well as being indistinguishable from the young female narrator of The Somnambulist (Phoebe, another pure, white name). All three are prissy, boring madams given to suffocating even the most basic metaphor with the weight of over-explanation, enhancing the drama of the narrative by constantly throwing questions at the reader (Who could it be? Why is this happening? What does this mysterious statement/personage/document mean? etc) and random actions that further the story but make no sense. All three, plus Lily’s twin, the titular Elijah, have some mystery over their parentage. All are prone to fall in love on first sight. All have issues with both sibling and inter-generational incest which are dispensed with quite casually. All address the reader in an identical style, that of an author rather than an active participant in events. Although occasional histrionics and hissy-fits are described, at no point do the words of any of the four demonstrate any emotional connection to events.
All the lead and support characters meet in the first few chapters of the book due to series of coincidences and unlikely circumstances. They are artificially divided from each other into several different configurations in order to allow for plot development. After many pages of exposition and character re-arrangement the initial plot turns out to focus on the question “Where is Elijah Lamb?” (this is a direct quote, not extrapolation based on my ability as a reader to follow the plot unaided, as Fox is unwilling to trust the that her readers will have such skills), a question much like “Who killed Edwin Drood?”, except that in this case I am not interested in the answer. All we know is that, after a few scenes of him committing sex acts on the body of a passive and possibly mentally ill Pearl he has mysteriously vanished, leaving his paperwork and Pearl behind in the possession of her ridiculously evil, sexually-troubled, demented drug-addict husband Oswald Black.
Having ignored this for some time his “uncle” is suddenly prompted to investigate the matter in the company of both Lily and Black’s cousin, who she is conveniently in love with after one meeting 7 years previously during which they barely spoke. Some Victorian gentlemen would choose to contact either the police or a private investigator before personally visiting disreputable houses to search for a possible corpse in the company of a vague acquaintance and a sheltered young girl who is under their protection, but not Uncle Freddie.
The mystery is swiftly resolved when Elijah turns out to be in one of the four locations previously mentioned in the book, which seem to constitute the entirety of English society, and which all of the characters regardless of their position on the social strata visit regularly. At this point the story rapidly descends into complete nonsense, as Elijah’s rescue party are obliged by pantomime villain Tip to liberate Pearl from the asylum to which she has been committed (concept from The Woman in White, all details identical to Fingersmith) in order to exchange her for Elijah. Why they don’t just overpower Tip and take Elijah back immediately is not clear. Why Tip thinks they are in any better position than him to rescue Pearl is unknown. The unlikelihood of Elijah ending up in the hands of Tip in the exact same brothel as Pearl was raised goes unquestioned. At any rate, the group are offered a perfect and “legal” (insofar as the law has any relevance to the plot) way to save Pearl by veiled Madam Mrs.Hibbert (who starts off as a Lydia Gwilt figure (Armadale), but turns out to be a version of Lady Deadlock/Hortense)(Bleak House) but opt instead to get Lily committed to the same asylum for absolutely no purpose whatsoever other than multiplying the problem, before rescuing Pearl using the entirely different third plan of picking her up and running away, which is unsubtle but effective. Pearl incidentally is suffering from exactly the same plot-convenient drug-induced insanity as Elijah, which renders them completely incapable of helping themselves or others but conveniently clears up within a few hours of their removal from imprisonment.
Following the escape all the characters convene at the aforementioned brothel, and after a great deal of hysterical shouting Tip proceeds to suddenly offer Pearl all the details of her family and origins which he has withheld from her thus far, before immediately being murdered once his usefulness is at an end. Then a great deal of events from The Somnambulistreoccur: a baby which was unknowingly conceived in Act II suddenly appears, as a happy ending is nothing without someone breeding. A lot of time-skipping occurs. Everyone’s long-lost parents/siblings turn up or are revealed during a series of revelations about their past and descriptions of events which happened before their birth and are more interesting than the current plot. Everyone inherits large amounts of property, and simultaneously finds a way to make an excellent living based on the very special talents they all possess, inherited from their parents along with the hair and eye colourings which Fox places great importance on, since they have to replace both personality and familial links.
Eventually all the loose ends are wrapped up, various characters conveniently murdering others off-page in order to save our heroes the effort. A postscript from 2012 describing the eventual fates of all our characters serves to completely remove the reader from the text, and Fox subjects us to 2 dozen pages of notes listing all the real-life places and events she has built her story around. She offers no explanation for the behaviour of any of her characters, which must remain a mystery. Although I suppose I can’t expect much logic or consistency from a book in which a 19th Century housemaid says to a gentleman visiting her employers house “Tell me about it!”