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304 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2000
as a reader, i long for my own writer. i sift through books with promising blurbs, but few of them satisfy my readerly tastes. bookstores increasingly resemble gleaming supermarkets: the products look high-quality, but the flavor is disappointing. just as fruit and vegetables have mutated and lost their flavor in favor of external appearance, so books too, both bad and good, have mutated with time into mainstream literature.as incisive and witty as it was when first published some twenty years ago, dubravka ugrešić's thank you for not reading (verboden te lezen!) collects over thirty essayistic pieces, many on the homogenizing commercialization of books and authors. writing mostly about the industry, but also culture, exile, globalization, and a enigmatic handyman, ugrešić lends every subject her abundant humor (often dark and delectable!), keen insight, and critical observation. in any kind of just world, dubravka would top bestseller lists the world over.
the global noise is indescribable. even angels, whose job description includes patience and compassion, walk around with cotton balls in their ears. the only acceptable aesthetic choice that remains for people of good taste is silence.
On the woes of book proposals, specifically her tragicomic quest to write proposals for camouflaged classics:
"I did manage to sell The Old Man and the Sea. I disguised it a bit. I stressed the ecological aspect of the whole thing. And I changed the old man into a good-looking, young, gay Cuban exile. The proposal was immediately accepted."
On writer's guilt:
"A real writer feels guilty and thinks that what he’s doing is unimportant, or useless, or privileged (although he’s not paid for it), while other serious people work. Such writers are always in awe of physicists, carpenters, and surgeons, and can always be crushed with the greatest of ease, like a worm or a fly."
On quotable quotes (hello goodreads.com/quotes, hello influencers' intro blurbs):
"[...] a writer must learn, at least in the preferential phase (if he is not naturally gifted), to pronounce easily memorable banalities that will be preserved in the storehouses of so-called eternal truths: the dictionaries of quotations."