Liam is desperate. He's being chased by two grannies who want to marry him, a drunk man who thinks Liam is his mammy; and the police, who want to detain him at Her Majesty's Pleasure.
He's Promised to take his daughter Niamh to school but Naimh has moved to Ireland. And Ireland is hundreds of miles away.
Liam doesn't want to marry grannies. He doesn't want to be detained at anybody's pleasure. Most of all he doesn't want to be late. Again!
A fast moving comic story - goodies, baddies ans carrots! - for 9 1/2 year olds of all ages.