Hmm. So, I'll admit that I've now read three (!), yes three books by Kat Von D. As far as reality stars go, Von D has managed to maintain both disastrous romances and successful businesses. She has produced three books, a clothing line, a perfume and makeup line at Sephora, and now (gulp): an upcoming album. This book isn't a memoir, really, and unlike her last tome dedicated to celebrity clients and the dark & moody Nikki Sixx, she avoids dishing on her last relationship/Jesse James. If you are at all curious about this book, you should know it's part self-help art/life advice, part celebrity tattoo clients, and part thinly veiled journal entries to an almost lover with whom she admired from afar for over a decade and has now let go. Uh, ok. To be fair, there are several moments where Von D seems genuinely grateful for the success and money she's earned, and also seems to try to be kind to others. However, her narcissism towards her upcoming debut album is sort of delusional and annoying. The photos of Kat are very pretty, if you like that sort of thing. In closing, as a public school teacher on summer vacation, I will fully admit to reading junky pop-culture books from the library for fun. Oh, and did you know that Kat Von D has an album coming out? No? Well, be sure to read her book to learn more, as it is clearly a major news event.