Andrew Carruthers wakes up one morning and as soon as he opens his eyes - before he's even attempted to get out of bed - he's dizzy. 'Not just a bit one-beer-too-many giddy, but mind-blowingly, breakneck-speedingly, fairground waltzer gone-maddingly dizzy.' Although this is his hilarious account of 'what happened next', he leads you on a gentle journey where he looks at things as diverse as beds, crazy stunts, excessive alcohol consumption, unusual career choices, sexing chickens, beaten up cars, tree-hugging, loud music, tentacles, student nurses, yogurt knitting, Christmas traditions and near-suicidal childhood games just to mention a few.You'll laugh; you'll smile; you'll have the smile wiped off your face. This engaging book takes you to unexpected places...