The Seinfeld Scripts

by Larry David Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. My roommate has Lyme disease.
Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
The four worst words in the English language.
What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

Genres: Humor, Tv, Comedy, Nonfiction, Film, Writing, Plays

544 pages, Paperback

First published April 30, 1998

Reviews

[Luís Castilho · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is a dream book for everyone that (like me) is a total Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David aficionado. It has the scripts for all the episodes of season 1 and 2 of the hit tv-show from the 90's Seinfeld. The writting is so incredible that I found myself still laughing out loud even though I already know these lines by heart. What a treat. Just really wished there were more volumes with the other seasons. What a shame.

[Mimi · Rating 3 out of 5]

I got this book for my father because even though he can recite ALL of the shows by heart it makes him sooo happy to read the words and talk about how FUNNY and universal the humor is. That's right. You learned that Shakespeare had universality in English class, but really you should have been studying Sir Jerold Seinfeld. Maybe he WILL be the Shakespeare of the future...?

[Mr. Steve · Rating 5 out of 5]

Reading the scripts is just about as funny as watching the show!! I wish they made more of these for the other seven seasons.

[Anuj Dubey · Rating 5 out of 5]

"The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons" offers fans of the iconic sitcom an immersive journey into the world of Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. This paperback edition brings together the complete scripts from the first two seasons of "Seinfeld," providing readers with a behind-the-scenes look at the creation of some of the show's most memorable episodes.

One of the standout features of this collection is the opportunity to relive classic moments from the early seasons of "Seinfeld." From the infamous "Soup Nazi" to the unforgettable "Master of My Domain" contest, the scripts capture the wit, humor, and irreverence that made the show a cultural phenomenon. Each script is presented in its entirety, allowing fans to revisit their favorite episodes and rediscover the comedic genius of Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

In addition to the scripts themselves, the book also includes introductions written by the show's creators, providing insights into the creative process behind each episode. These introductions offer valuable context and behind-the-scenes anecdotes, giving readers a deeper appreciation for the work that went into bringing "Seinfeld" to life.

The paperback format makes "The Seinfeld Scripts" a convenient and accessible resource for fans of the show. Whether you're a longtime devotee or a newcomer to the world of "Seinfeld," this collection offers hours of entertainment and laughter.

Overall, "The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons" is a must-have addition to any "Seinfeld" fan's library. With its comprehensive collection of scripts, insightful introductions, and timeless humor, this paperback edition is sure to delight fans of the show for years to come.

[Jason Sullivan · Rating 5 out of 5]

"Seinfeld" is one of my favorite TV shows, and I've seen every episode numerous times. "The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons" is just that -- the Seinfeld scripts from the first and second seasons. It's an enjoyable, easy, and funny read. If you're familiar with the show, and I imagine you are, you can hear the characters saying the dialogue. Being familiar with the show makes this book even better, and funnier, as some of the dry humor isn't quite as funny when written instead of spoken. It speaks to the actors and their talent, as the delivery is often funnier than the written words. (The written words *are* funny, though, a testament to Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, and the other writers.) A must-read for Seinfeld fans.

[Joe · Rating 5 out of 5]

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good show.

[Susan Molloy · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well, I broke down and found these episodes and took a stab at them. Overall, they are hilarious, sad, mundane, edgy, insightful, and questionable. In short, this is life!

Though many may say this is a program on nothing, it really is all about everything in life.

💥 Recommended.
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[Matt Moran · Rating 5 out of 5]

There is nothing here except the scripts. No introduction, no afterword, no commentary whatsoever.
Brilliant and hilarious.

[Ravi Gangwani · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious as ever.

[David Ward · Rating 2 out of 5]

The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons by Jerry Seinfeld (Harper Perennial 1998)(791.4572) is just what it says: a reprinting of the scripts from the first two years of the tv show "Seinfeld". The pundits say that the show was finding its way the first couple of seasons. Maybe that's the reason, but I fail to find much if any humor at all in reading these scripts. I enjoyed the tv series, but reading these off the printed page left me flat. My rating: 4/10, finished 4/20/12.

[Rob · Rating 4 out of 5]

I couldn't pass up the opportunity to grab this honking paperback from the local thrift shop, and then hurry home and read it (at least some of it). I read some silently, and then I turned on some old episodes and watched them while reading the scripts. Doing that made me appreciate the comic delivery of the actors/directors. Larry David is one of my favorite people and reading this further convinced me of his subtle genius. There's a reason this is one of the best television programs of all time.

[Jono Carney · Rating 5 out of 5]

Pure genius from start to finish. Great toilet reading and laugh out loud funny. Love it, use the jokes in Seinfeld every day!

[Vanessa Ryan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Got a good few laughs!!

[Kim · Rating 5 out of 5]

A great way to study script writing by reading the scripts of a successful comedy seemingly about nothing. May want to compare the style differences with the Frasier Scripts.

[Olivia · Rating 5 out of 5]

Brilliant.

[Alanseinfeld · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 stars if you're a fan (3/4 if not?) - the writing and humour is superb, a good companion to the series

[David Belisle · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny stuff ... about nothing. But you knew that. Aspiring comedy writers can't go wrong here.