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384 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 30, 2013

Imagine one lost princess,
a deadly unicorn teaming up with an equally deadly peacock,
a swashbuckling pirate,
and a game of naughty truth or dare.
"Come on, beast," I whispered.

"You make me remember things I thought were lost forever," he whispered.
""My niece gets vertigo."
"Around here, we call that a case of the shits."
"Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins."
“Death has to be better than this.”
“I have wanted you since the first moment I saw you. Even half-dead, you were more alive than any woman I’ve ever met.”
It had been too long since I had looked at a Freesian calendar, and I didn’t know how close we might be to the Sugar Snow Ball.
He leaned over my back, his lips warm against my ear. “You may be a princess, but you belong to me.”
My beast purred for him […]
I felt like a bludmare running away with the reins pulled taut by a masterly rider.

