2.5
I have been in love with Corey Taylor since the sixth grade. I never quite fit in. I always cracked the joke that no one found funny, I talked too loudly, and I was the nerd who got all A’s and actually enjoyed reading. When I first heard the song Wait and Bleed by Slipknot I knew it was for me. That song was written for me to listen to. It was meant for me to feel like I belonged to something larger than I could comprehend. It whispered in my ear and told me “It’s ok to be you.” Heavy metal has been a huge part of my life ever since. Those of you that are metal heads like me completely understand what I’m saying. It’s a lifestyle not just a music choice.
When I saw that Corey Taylor had written a book I literally squeed out loud and nearly peed my pants. Every interview with him that I had watched and his lyrics that I know inside and out led me to believe that this would be nothing short of amazing. I confess myself disappointed; severely and utterly disappointed.
In this book he is arguing that the Seven Deadly Sins are outdated and completely ridiculous. If you have read or heard any of his music you would know that he believes already that organized religion is a means to controlling the general population mostly through fear. I can’t say I don’t agree with him. I’ve never been a religious being and when I tell people I don’t believe in god I get the typical response of “There’ll come a time when…” . Well, my time came and went. I’m too stubborn to change my mind. Either way, one of the many valid points Corey makes in this book is that rape and murder aren’t even listed on these Seven Deadly Sins. Hmm…. SO you think indulging in too many chocolates is a sin, but murdering another human being isn’t?
When you break them down, as he does, you can’t help but notice how right he is.
So why the 2.5 star rating you ask? Well, I will tell you. In this book he lists his own Seven Deadly Sins and they include rape, murder and pedophilia. The one that he loses probably everyone on is bad music. I see what he means because he makes the point that the music industry is flooded with bad music. It was an industry where people needed actual talent to create music. Nowadays I could walk into a studio and hit a button and become America’s Next Pop Star. (I suppose this would have more of an effect if I explained how awful of a singer I am. Imagine the worst performance you’ve ever heard and multiply it by 9 ¾ and you’ll have meee!) I can totally see why someone like Corey Taylor would see this as a huge sin. Music is life to him and of course he hates seeing what has become of it over the years. I think this happens to everyone in their lives. Kids these days…and all of that.
MY point is that Corey just committed a sin according to his own rules. He is now coming into the book world and writing a book that is really just a long written rant. It screams “I’m important, listen to me!” He digresses more than he doesn’t and it’s so all over the place it left me feeling personally offended. I defend him constantly because people don’t understand what metal is. They say “it’s just a bunch of screaming.” And “you can’t even understand what they’re saying.” Maybe there is some sliver of truth in that, but metal is also about defining who you are. It’s about not fitting in. It’s about standing up for what you believe. It’s about getting out from underneath the crushing weight of conformity and owning your individuality. It’s about raw emotion. It’s about so much more than screaming and shouting.
Why would you write this book the way you did when for so long you’ve been asked to be taken seriously? Why would you think that just because you have the money and resources available to write a book that you should? Not even that, but it’s more of how you went about it. I’m really bothered that you think it is ok for you to write a book this way yet you are so upset that talent is no longer required to be considered a musician. It’s not ok to consider yourself an author if you write a book that reads like your run of the mill stoner conversation. “Religion man….it ruins everything{deep inhale}. They try to control us, dude.{exhale, excessive coughing] People just don’t get it!” Trust me, I had enough of those conversations in my younger days to know one when I hear one. That is what this book is.
The things I DID like. Yes, there are a few things.
Disclosure These are things that are spoken by the fan in me, not the book reader/critic. There is a clear distinction!
1.)It’s Corey Fucking Taylor so he can say what he wants
2.)The chapter on Lust was by far the best thing ever written. Hearing him talk about his sexual adventures, what he likes, what he doesn’t like (which isn’t a lot!), and all the kinky weird things that you really didn’t need to hear about had me giggling like a damn school girl in Sex Ed. I could hardly contain myself. I believe I even blushed, which if you know me, is really saying something.
3.)Finding out that we share a love of both M&M’s and Cherry Coke convinced me that he and I are in fact soul mates.
4.)His wife’s name is Stephanie. See #2 to understand further why this makes me as happy as it does. (Yes, I am being a total perv)
5.)It’s Corey Fucking Taylor
6.)He confesses that he is a giant nerd….which only further convinced me of our soul mate status.
7.)Listening to him read his book was amazing. I could listen to that voice forever.
8.)I did agree with 98.7% of the things he said in this book. (I just feel like he could have put forth better effort to make it read like an intellectual wrote it)
9.)He says that he is a keyhole into another dimension which made me think of the Dark Tower series which made me geek out on multiple levels.
10.)Corey. Fucking. Taylor.