Don't you just hate it when books you'd been looking forward to with drooling mouths turn out to be disappointments?
Article 5 was one such book (another example is Divergent).
I was expecting action! And awesomesauce fights! All I got were two bickering teenagers in love. I can go to high school for that.
What sets me off most about this book is...wait. Forget I said that. Everything about this book sets me off.
1) The Characters
Ember Miller
Throughout most of the novel, our dear protagonist remains, well, useless. In the beginning, when her mother is taken away for violating the Moral Statutes (she bore a child out of wedlock), Ember's all begging and crying for the soldiers to let her go (brownie points for scratching one of the soldiers so badly, the marks don't heal for weeks). After that, she seems to progress toward survivalist and independent - she tries to escape from the rehab center run by the evil Sisters and, although she feels bad for using Rebecca and Sean's love against them, she does it anyway... because that's what you have to do to survive a dystopic world.
As soon as she saw her love interest, however, down she went into the depths of insanely moralistic, argumentative and pretty darn stupid. She reprimands Chase for trying to kill a man who would have hurt her, she tries to run away, and trusts all the wrong people, conveniently putting herself in danger so many times that Chase is forced to play "knight in shining armor".
So what if it's been years since you last saw the guy and he isn't acting sappy in love anymore? Look around you. Open your eyes, he was a soldier. Is it too much of a stretch to assume he must have seen some horrific things to have made him that way? Of course not, you need to throw a tantrum every once in a while to "keep things interesting", never actually just stating the reason why you're so mad.
And how believable is it that she's moping around not caring whether she lived or died one minute, and hatching a brilliant escape plan the next? Although I will admit - I thought the whole escape was super kickass, and Ember has my vote by the end. To survive in a grim world, you must be hardened to the pain and the guilt or it will eat you alive. That's all there is to it.
Chase Jennings
And Chase just lets it go on! Although to be fair, he's not much better. His terrible past has made him pretty violent and grim. At times of great emotional stress, he punishes himself by punching his leg, exposing himself to the elements, and at times, even hurting Ember. That's just wonderful. You know what? The tall, dark and handsome brooder thing may work on vampires on TV, but Chase just comes off as a twisted self-harmer. Is that all you got, Kristen?
2) The Romance
Why, oh why does the synopsis insinuate loads of fantastic badassery, only to be handed a half-baked romance plot? That's just evil, Tor Teen. Sometimes, I just wish I could love all the romance stories and then I wouldn't have to disappointed so much. And I wouldn't have to mention the romance as my least favorite part over and over like a broken record. Don't get me wrong, I love Saba and Jake, I like Beatrice and Four. Just last week, I said Logan and Erin make a great couple - they've gone through lots of the uncovering of general evilness together, and then also endured betrayal and trust issues in their relationship - it's all real and believable and root-worthy. Not so here.
I did enjoy how their past slowly unraveled through short, italicized sections every few pages. The past romance was cute and fluffy. The now romance... you have to constantly remind yourself of their past for it to seem bearable. And yet it dragged on. And on.
3) The World
They are in futuristic USA. That's about all I know. What caused the end of the world as they knew it? Who took over and how did they force this? Who is leading all this? Why was there a world-destroying war to begin with? Just what is going on? I would have appreciated an answer to at least one or two of these and other burning questions. At this point, all I know is that the people are being oppressed by an unknown force. When you write a dystopian novel, it is common courtesy that you at least give the reader hints as to how they got there and whose leadership they should be angry with. I didn't even get a general "evil" entity to hate. How am I supposed to feel for the characters if I don't even understand why they're in this position?
Now I'm sure I could go on ranting for a good long while, but you must be bored out of your mind already. Good night, my bookish friends, and let's hope my next review will be more favorable.