I don’t have a clue how to write a review for this book. I liked it. I don’t know how to say that I liked it. To be a little creative, I suppose I’m just going to talk to the author:
Dear Mr. Broderick,
I think this seems like a good way to start a review of your book, though I’m torn on whether to call you ‘Mr. Broderick’ due to the level of respect I have for you or ‘Colin’ for how much I feel like I know you after reading your book.
Without getting too lost on this one point, I want to say that in the former case, I want to respect you for all of the crap you’ve been through in your life. Your mother was tough on you, but you did a marvelous job of making me love her. By the time I reached the end of the book, I…er…discovered a great deal of dust in the room with me. I also found even more dust in the room when you started talking about your friends. You’ve endured horrid situations I cannot imagine, which is why I know that if we ever were to meet I would just have to keep my distance. You made it clear in the book that you have a certain distrust of other people. I totally got that from your exploration of your life.
On the other hand I also feel like I personally know you. You and I went through a lot in your book. I’ve been reading history after history or Ireland and haven’t really felt a thing for the country. While reading the histories, I came to realize that it is a beautiful place with a tragic history. That’s as far as I got. However, in the first twenty pages of your book I came to see the history in an entirely new light. Your work made me care about Ireland because you took me on a grand tour of its places and people. By the end of your book I wanted to take up arms with you (no spoilers there) because I could feel your pain. I had learned the details of your country before, but your work showed me its soul. For that I feel that I deserve to call you Colin.
I also want to call you Colin because I think you’re a brilliant storyteller. If I can be a bit blunt, you’re not the best writer I’ve ever read (but in fairness I’ve read some of the best). You get a little too carried away with alliteration in some places, and you almost force a creative phrase here and there. But, Collin, my man—you’ve got a knack for telling an entertaining story. You can conjure a scene from nothing, and you can make me care about a distant land just by showing me your daily life. Just to take one example, your explanation of Dopey Dick’s visit made me see how artificial The Troubles (capitals on both!) were; people stopped and stared and laughed and celebrated this stupid, stupid whale. On the other hand, your explanation of roadside stops and the nightly news of death spawned in me a hatred of the occupiers of your country. Somewhere in the middle of this, you made me realize why you took up drinking, drugs, and girls.
Thank you for taking me on this journey. Never mind if I don’t know how to react to you, for your work speaks volumes about your life and your nation. You should be proud of what you’ve accomplished, as it is certainly one of the best autobiographies that I’ve ever read. I hope it remains as popular as it seems to now be. It deserves any accolades others are willing to shower upon it.
This has rambled a bit. In short, thank you for sharing.
Best,
-An Appreciative Reader