The Dictionary of Farts

by Donald Wetzel

The Dictionary of Donald The Dictionary of Contemporary FIRST First Edition, First Printing. Not price-clipped. Published by Contemporary Books, 1985. Octavo. Paperback. Book is very good with light edge wear, and some toning of the pages. 100% positive feedback. 30 day money back guarantee. NEXT DAY SHIPPING! Excellent customer service. Please email with any questions. All books packed carefully and ship with free delivery confirmation/tracking. All books come with free bookmarks. Ships from Sag Harbor, New York.Seller 360278 Humor We Buy Books! Collections - Libraries - Estates - Individual Titles. Message us if you have books to sell!

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First published November 1, 1985

Reviews

[Sheri · Rating 5 out of 5]

I haven't laughter so hard in a long time.

[Tristan MacAvery · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sometimes, one simply needs to enjoy the ribald. This silly volume is quite possibly the quintessential bathroom book of all time. (What better location?) Donald Wetzel, who should be awarded the title "The Flatulence Hunter", has categorized and clearly defined a great number of the disastrous beasts of the human wild. Here you will find "The Car Door" fart (try to cover the noise by slamming the door), closely associated with the "Burning Brakes" fart (inside the car, and surely that's the scent of burning brakes?).

More elegant varieties include the "French" fart (a beautiful noise, usually in a minor key, with multiple half-tones) and the "Harvard" fart (the producer of this "thap" sound usually nods as if he's just heard from God). Beware of the "Kamikaze" fart (the word actually means "divine wind") or, worst of all, the "G & L" fart (it stands for "Gambled and Lost"). The rest of these little gems, I'll leave for you to discover on your own. Happy crepitations to you all.