Nick Cato's first short story collection features a barrage of his bizarro "super shorts" as well as 6 short stories, 2 published here for the first time. "Nick Cato is a carnival barker of the absurd who will entertain and simultaneously sicken you. Worth the dollars, worth the read, worth your attention. The man's going places." -Eric Mays, author of KARAOKE DEATH SQUAD
Once you breeze through the first half of this book - a selection of paragraph-long stories, some of which are absolutely hilarious - you will be treated to six killer B-movie meets bizarro concoctions. The first of these, "The Life Machine," a tale of saving the world through video games, is the standout. After it comes a cavalcade of awesomeness that includes toilet zombies, mummy perversion and vegetable worship. You know, all the stuff you love.