After a month of reading self-help books non-stop, I decided it was time for a quick break and return to one of my old passions: horror. My self-help streak broke last year thanks to the amazing Paperbacks From Hell which re-ignited my love for horror novels, especially the pulpy and obscure ones (though, admittedly, a lot of them might be best forgotten). I'd even tried challenging myself to finish Nightmare Magazine's Top 100 Horror Books. (I'm very far behind.)
Imagine my excitement when I could read A Gathering of Crows. I honestly don't remember how I discovered the book (probably a "Readers Also Enjoyed" tab), but it's been on my to-read list since 2012. It's also apparently the third book in a series, but you don't need to read the others to understand this one.
A Gathering of Crows starts its story off with a bang. A group of five crows (also called a murder, which I'm sure was intentional) that can transform into human-like figures come to a small town in the middle of nowhere. They knock down a power line and do something which renders all technology useless.
It's a good start, but the story quickly becomes redundant. The next 300 pages consist of the five figures killing random citizens, some of which are in rather garish methods. The author gives us some backstory on each random character a few pages before they meet their demise. We get to read all about what's on their iPod or how their relationship is going. While I'm not one to dismiss good world-building, it feels really pointless to introduce them only to kill them off a little later. There's one semi-touching scene where a gay character thanks his killer because he's in a shitty relationship thanks to homophobia or something. Every other stock character felt generic and unnecessary.
There's only one main character worth knowing: the protagonist, Levi Stoltzfus, who is some sort of Amish magus. He's not a particularly interesting person outside of his wide breadth of knowledge about mythology.
The villains, who would ideally be the most interesting part of the book, are very disappointing. They're five shadowy humanoid shapeshifters who wear hats, grow talons, and feast on the souls of their victims. It sounds fascinating enough, but these monsters end up being really lame. There's no distinguishing between the five of them, especially since none of them have any worthwhile personalities outside of being evil. Just read some of their dialogue:
"What do you want?"
"To kill you," the man said simply.
"Your soul. They taste better when you're scared."
"You helped expedite things for me. As a reward, I shall make your death quick and painless."
There are a few brief magic battles too, but nothing very noteworthy. Levi knows some spells, but we never get a good idea of what the universe's magic system is. There are only two or three scenes with magic and none of them are exciting.
The horror genre, for both books and movies, seems to suffer a lot from over-saturated. Too many half-rate and generic works flood the market. Nearly every offer sounds fascinating, but most potential hidden gems end up falling flat. You might find something incredible like Let The Right One In on Netflix, but have to suffer through subpar offerings like Demonic, Temple, or The Midnight Meat Train. I'm sure this applies to other genres, but horror seems to suffer the most.
A Gathering of Crows is, unfortunately, one of those subpar offerings that will likely remain hidden for a reason. The prose is great and the story is fast-paced, but those aren't enough to redeem it from a lackluster story and lack of suspense.