Fifty Shades Of Alice Through The Looking Glass
PLOT: In this erotic re-telling of the classic Alice Through the Looking Glass, Alice's encounters with The White Queen, The Red King, The Tweedles, the Gnat, Humpty, The Hare & The Hater & the Flower's attempt to open up her mind through different sexual experiences.
MY THOUGHTS: As I read this I was thinking did one of my male friend's (not naming any names) write this because there was a time when he tried to "open up my mind". No, NOT in the ways shown here in action but if he'd had his way. I won't say this wasn't arousing to a tiny degree but what I will say is my own mind isn't open to sex with females, sex with two unattractive, fat, bald, men, and piercings (this part made me cringe. Tho I do have family that has done this & I cringe when I think of them doing it also) Earring piercings are more than enough for me. Thank you very much! Nor did I want to do the Gnat's method of the build-up of denied sexual pleasure. There were also other means that included videotaping and oral to name a few. Although we weren't supposed to like the Red Queen because she was rigid and only wanted them to stick to the missionary position, she did say one thing that I admired and stuck out to me in this whole kinky fantasy book & that she didn't approve of how sex just ran as wild there as the flowers, that it "should" be reserved for marriage, and that she used it to pleasure her husband. (Although she really wasn't pleasuring her husband). The machine part I kind of skipped through at the end just because I wasn't as interested in how it dished out its sexual punishment. Alice in the end apologizes and is more accepting to Lewis (her boyfriend) for judging him for his female underwear fetish, which oh kaaay. Again I guess my mind isn't as open as Alice's new frame of mind.
RATING: 4 This book just wasn't my kind of erotic. And it didn't cause any sparks or ring any smoke alarms inside me. But if you have a BOLD sense of sexuality it may get you off. There's plenty of sex. It doesn't make you wait too long to get to each new encounter with a member of through the looking glass. If fantasy mixed with the imaginary of a heavily, endowed, woman taking on male & females does it for you then this is the book for you. But if it isn't you'll probably find this a little out there. Just be warned. It even has a character that can practically release off the feel of a woman's shoes.