No. Just. No. I enjoy young adult novels and sometimes young adult novels aren't the most shining examples of great writing but Portal goes beyond any amount of shallow, lazy writing a young adult novel has the excuse to contain.
Let me the number the injuries:
1. One day, our main character, Arizona, wakes up in a different place, in a different time, with a different FATHER. Does she freak out? Lose her marbles? No. She calmly 'plays along' and constantly gives us the vague excuse that she doesn't get along with her mother and if she asks strange questions, her mom will ship her off to an asylum. That's PRETTY frail, in my opinion.
2. First person, present tense is not an easy perspective to write and Imogen Rose doesn't have the talent to pull it off. It's stilted, awkward, monotonous, and distracting.
3. Speaking of stilted and awkward, the dialogue in this book is some of the worst I've ever read. It physically pained me to read it. ALL of the characters speak in choppy, topic-hopping sentences.
4. Cheesy. That's all I can really say. Even for young adult, this is overly cheesy and predictable.
5. Back to point number one, this girl has been transported through time and suddenly has a different family. Not only does she not freak out, after two days, she's more concerned with joining the boys's hockey team than she is with, oh, I don't know, FIGURING OUT HOW SHE ENDED UP IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY. Mmk.
6. All the men, seriously, all of them, drive motorcycles. That's not hot; that's stupid.
7. Even for a young adult novel, Portal name drops designer and brand names like the author had a quota for each (short) chapter. I'd like to think I'm pretty knowledgeable about such things, but when the author starts name-dropping brands/designers that I've never even heard of, things just become confusing and I become distracted.
8. Bad writing. Overall, just... bad. An example of the weird, confusing, awkward scenes: No less than three times within the first twenty percent of the novel was Arizona asked (in choppy, cringe-worthy dialogue) to take the dog for a walk and every single time we (the reader) get a short, choppy paragraph that details Arizona taking the dog outside, only to decide a walk is NOT what the doctor ordered. Then we have to read about Arizona walking the dog in a circle around the house or something for one sentence and cut to next scene. NO LESS THAN THREE TIMES. What the hell??
I'm not finishing this. I still need a couple neurons to fire to get me through my last semester of college and this novel is likely to kill them off. Creating a could-not-finish shelf in honor of Imogen Rose.