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252 pages, ebook
First published September 1, 2012
“It is sin to feel powerless despite your own abilities. God hates it when he gives you all the tools to accomplish a job, but all you do is focus on how hard the work is so you never get started.”
“The one you are reffering to is more a silent partner. He provides the capital: the Earth and the heavens and air, than leaves it up to all of us smaller folks to pilot and ride.”
God also gave hurricanes, earthquakes, plagues and humans the ability to create disco. Clearly, the theory that all His gifts were good was one cup size short of a Kardashian.
A priest, a witch and a demigod walk into a bar. No joke.
God also gave hurricanes, earthquakes, plagues, and humans the ability to create disco. Clearly, the theory that all His gifts were good was one cup size short of a Kardashian.
There, the dull ache [...] still nagged with the tenacity of a Jewish mother telling her son to find a good temple-going girl and marry already.
"And let me guess: Gaius fell? - "Like a senior citizen for the Nigerian lottery scam," he confirmed.
The bald-headed behemoth stocked more ink on this arms than an industrial-sized printing press.
Despite thrashing more than an Amish man on harvest day, the ugly brute was making no gain against the goddess's superhuman biceps.
Marc, out of breath and confused, shriveled like a head of lettuce under a hot light when he caught himself in Dee's glare.
When he made out the visage of the woman, her profile holding more curves than a one-lane road through the alps, [...]
The iron-barred lattice groaned like an octogenarian at a Katy Perry concert as it swung open.