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311 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 1, 2012
“He kept staring at my legs. Did my jeans offend him?” *chuckle*snort* BB repeats line aloud to be certain it’s as funny as it sounds INSIDE my head.
“Keep an eye on Mr. Smarmy.” *hehe* the whole process then repeats itself.
“Should you touch even a single card with a bare or gloved hand, we will know, as will the Imperia. Such an offense will result in your immediate execution.”
“painting her nails her favorite color, Undead Red.”
… Ummm I believe I need this color. I mean REALLY.
“we’ll throw you a going-to-die party. That’s polite, right?”
“My keys are gone! Someone’s stolen my keys! Wait. Found them. Let’s go.”
… This is the STORY of my life!!! Whenever I can’t find something- someone has stolen it!!!!! Until I find it in the refrigerator or somewhere equally inappropriate. *sigh*
“My heart stops when I’m near you and bleeds when I’m away from you.”
*dies*