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296 pages, Hardcover
First published November 5, 2012
“Lord,” you begin, “I just want you to know that I’ve always believed in you, so I’m ready to head on into Heaven.”
“Ah, well,” rumbles God, “why have you believed in me?”
“Pascal’s wager, my Lord. I read his argument as a youth and knew right away that believing in you was the best bet. And now I’m here to cash in my chips and get the payoff.”
“So let me get this straight. You believed in me out of greed? That’s the reason?”
“Yep, greed. Now, where’s my wings?” (…)
“Ah, well,” rumbles God, “why have you believed in me?”
“Faith, my Lord. Always believed in you on faith.”
“So what you mean is that you didn’t have a good argument or credible evidence of my existence, but you believed in me anyway?”
“Of course! Blessed are those who have not seen and yet believe.”
God chuckles. “Let me fill you in on a little secret. The greatest gift I gave human beings was the gift of reason, which you have obviously failed to use. I made sure that there was no good evidence of my existence when I set up the universe. If you had used your reason, you would have come to the conclusion that I do not exist. Now I’m rewarding only those who used my greatest gift, and not those who squandered it. It is only the atheists who get into Heaven. Everyone else is sentenced to Hell.”