(Original review date: 21 September 2011)
1. Autofac
I've read this story before as part of another collection - it's an early classic of environmental science fiction. A global network of fully automated factory systems chews through natural resources unstoppably, spitting out endless streams of unneeded consumer goods, while the humans desperately try to shut them down.
I like this story; I think it's creepy and effectively written. But the narrator in this audio version is terrible - he talks quickly, monotonously, and over-enunciates everything, like a newsreel narrator from the 30's. It was nearly impossible to pay attention to the story. I guess this is one of the hazards of audiobooks: if the reader sucks, it can ruin a perfectly good story.
Luckily this collection has multiple readers.
2. Progeny
Under the Freudian assumption that all children turn out screwed up because of parental neuroses, Earth has transitioned to a mandatory system where babies are turned over at birth to be raised by carefully trained robots. Once kids reach the age of nine, parents are allowed occasional, timed visits, but cannot really interact with their kids until they come of age. The robot-reared children are, as you might expect, creepily devoid of emotion and drive.
This story had its chilling moments, and I liked the character of the father, who tries desperately to get his son out of the system. Overall, though, it's pretty formulaic and predictable.
3. The Exit Door Leads In
A man wins a "contest" where first prize is admission to college. But nothing is as it seems. Is he being set up? Or is he being tested? I liked this one, because it's like the beginning of a really interesting, longer story, only it follows the wrong protagonist. Certainly, someone else made different choices and is now off learning fascinating things, perhaps having interesting adventures. Our guy? Well, every group has its winners and its losers...
4. A Little Something For Us Tempunauts
Three American tempunauts - as part of a time-travel program similar to the US space program - arrive only a week in the future rather than the century they were shooting for. Worse, they arrive to find that their time machine has imploded upon return, killing all of them inside. Now they must decide whether to attempt to avert this fate and change the past/their future, or determine whether they are locked in a constantly-repeating time-loop that they can only escape by sacrificing their lives in the exploding time machine.
Dick has said that this story was conceived as kind of an externalization of mental illness, and it's definitely effective that way. A depressed person may feel that their life is an endlessly repeating loop of misery with no escape except, perhaps, suicide. Despite how dark it is, I think this is my favorite story so far. Even the return of that crappy reader from the first story couldn't ruin it.
5. The Last of the Masters
Meh, this one was stupid. So 200 years ago, people around the world rose up as one and tore down every government across the globe, establishing instead a (*snort*) "Anarchist League", which now goes around quashing any little town mayor or city council that springs up. Because, you know, even anarchists want to force their way of life on other people. Blah.
Meanwhile, the last of the old "governing robots", saved from the destruction, has been running a small, hidden, well-guarded society in a remote valley. The (*snort*) "Anarchist League" hears about it and sends out some well-armed scouts to shut it down, despite the fact that the people living there aren't harming anyone and seem to like living under a government.
The dumbest part of this whole story, though, is that when the anarchists destroy the governing robot it's like... welp, that's it! I guess this whole society is done for! Because, of course, no mere HUMAN could ever figure out how to run a government, even for a relatively small city-state. Whaaaaaaat ever.
6. The Preserving Machine
Okay, I'll come right out and admit that I didn't get this one at all. There's this scientist who's obsessively worried that modern society is about to meet its downfall, and is particularly freaked out that music is just going to... vanish. Like, every copy of Mozart is going to be lost or something. So he decides that music will be more likely to survive if... he transforms it into animals? What? Uh, okay.
So he builds this machine, which allows him to insert a musical score, and the machine transforms it into an animal. Mozart becomes a bird, Beethoven becomes a beetle, and so forth.
And I... don't get it. These animals don't make music themselves; they're just animals. Also, the scientist made them all sterile, so his original plan for this to be a way to preserve music for future generations is pretty much foiled right there. And even if the animals WERE to survive and breed - what's more likely? That every single written and recorded copy of classical music will be obliterated in society's downfall? Or that the ONE machine capable of turning these animals BACK into musical scores will break down or be smashed or be forgotten?
Makey no sensey.
7. Novelty Act
So, this one was weird. It takes place in a future USA, where the Democratic and Republican parties have merged and the office of First Lady has taken primary importance. Every four years, the electorate votes in a new president/husband for their beloved FLOTUS, the incredibly creepy Nicole, whose every whim, interest, and minor illness dominates the lives of her obsessed subjects... er... citizens. The basic political structure is the apartment building, for some reason, and if you can't pass the constant tests to be admitted and remain in a building, you basically live a life of indentured servitude.
The main character is a guy named Ian Duncan, whose life is a complete mess. He's convinced that if only he can be selected to perform in front of Nicole (he and his brother play classical music on the jugs), everything in his life will get better.
It's a very weird story. Not good weird, not bad weird, just.... what the fuck.
next day
Whoops - this story continues on the next disc! No wonder it made so little sense. Let's see if the rest of it clears anything up. (It's Dick, so it's not like that's a given.)
later
Okay, the rest of the story certainly makes it more complete, but not any less insane. The Duncan brothers get an audience with Nicole, which of course doesn't go as planned and she turns out to be not what she seems, although her creepiness was certainly not an act. I don't know. I think the story is a commentary on our culture's obsession with celebrity, how we develop these weird sort of fucked-up one-sided relationships with the celebrities we like, and how fake and disturbing it all is at its core.
But this story is just so odd, almost dreamlike in that way that dreams can be so vague and strange and baselessly ominous. I can't say I liked it very much.
8. The War with the Fnools
This one had some very funny moments. Earth has been repeatedly invaded by aliens who are able to disguise themselves perfectly as humans - appearing in various invasion attempts as auto mechanics or real estate salesmen or folk musicians. The humans are repeatedly successful in driving them out, though, and the fnools can't figure out why they're not able to blend in. Finally, one human helpfully clues them in: they stand 2 feet tall.
The fnools then discover that engaging in certain human vices (smoking, drinking, sex) allows them to grow. At first I thought this was a pretty random plot development, but elsewhere on the internets it points out that these are all things humans associate with growing older, so I suppose it does make a sort of sense.
In any case, the fnools were amusing.
9. The Electric Ant
After a car accident leaves him injured, a man discovers he is not in fact a man, but a humanoid robot (called an electric ant). He learns that all of his sensations - his entire reality, really - are based on a punch-tape slowly cycling through a scanner in his chest. Discovering he can alter his own reality by messing with the tape - filling in holes, punching new holes, splicing in extra sections, or cutting out and reversing sections - the electric ant begins experimenting in a way similar to how a human might experiment with reality-warping drugs.
Finally, he becomes obsessed with cutting the tape entirely, believing that with nothing running through the scanner, he will experience all possible sensations at the same time.
This is by far the best and strangest story in the collection, and the most quintessentially Dick-ian. Nobody messes with reality quite like PKD.