I know this is a YA book. I am NOT a young Adult and have not been for many, many, many years. What I am is a cruiser. I have been on seven cruises in the last 13 years and would have been more, but for COVID. The things this author got wrong about cruising was legion. It is obvious to me that this author has never set foot on a cruise ship, or if she did it was decades ago. The only reason I am not giving this book 1 star is my love of all zombie fiction, even poorly, poorly researched ones.
"Jack whips a football at me from the wave pool." - Nope, no cruise ship has a wave pool due to stability issues with the ship. Some cruise ships have the Flow Rider, which simulates surfing and boogie boarding.
"Guess we’re lucky you left the bat behind,' says Dad to Jack as I start throwing broken glass into our trash can. “I’ve got my bat. It’s under my bed,” says Jack. - Nope, not allowed on a cruise, it is considered a potential weapon.
"There’s a nice Swiss Army knife, which I pocket, along with a gift card for the ship’s store." - Nope, again nothing that could be construed as a weapon is allowed on a cruise ship. these would have been confiscated at port prior to boarding.
"and I soon end up lost in an area marked “Crew Only”. - Nope. these areas are locked off and require key card access. This is because there are very strong prohibition s to crew/guest interactions on anything but a professional level.
"A pool of water has seeped under the door, and he flinches when he sees it" - Nope. The author has one thing right about cruising, it draws an older population. According to emmacruises.com approximately 200 people die on cruise ships yearly, most of natural causes, although there have been several suicides documented in the last several years. All cruise ships have a morgue. Bodies are held there until it reaches the next port where they are typically disembarked.
"I nailed it with a blowtorch. There was a bunch of paper in there, and it all went up. Next thing we know, there’s a loud boom and smoke coming out the door. Everything was burned up. The zombie wasn’t moving, but Nolan smashed its head with a crowbar, just to make sure." - Nope. A major concern on a cruise ship is fire. There are fire suppression and smoke detectors literally all over the ship. Alarms would be going off all over the ship.
"I spend the rest of the afternoon on the skeet-shooting deck." - Skeet shooting has been banned on cruise lines since the 90's due to environmental and safety concerns.
"I pick up some long nails from the floor. I grab a hammer from the pile and drive a nail at an angle through the door and into the door frame above the knob." - Nope. The doors, sills, and walls of cruise ship cabins are all metal.
"The doors are so soundproofed; I have to raise my voice before he can hear me." - Nope. The doors and walls of the cabins are notoriously thin because see above.
"Ships like this one always have a supply of guns because of the threat of pirates. Also, you never know when there may be a criminal on board." - Nope. Although ships that travel in areas of high pirate activity, currently around the coast of Somalia, the majority of vessels use various nonlethal equipment to deter or repel any pirate attacks.
“First off, we need to get to that phone,” says the young guy. “My wife’s pregnant and I’m gonna get her out of here.” - Maybe. Pregnant people can cruise until 24th week, after that they are refused boarding.
"The captain nods when I ask permission to enter the bridge. I watch them as they bring the Pacifica into the dock." - Nope. All cruise ships use harbor pilots when entering or leaving a port. The pilot boards the ship before it enters the port and guides it to the dock. They are familiar with local conditions, such as water depth, currents, and weather patterns, which can affect the ship’s maneuverability.