One-Line Review: Somewhere, there is a land where teenagers can afford beauty parlours and fancy gyms, and losing 5lbs takes you from chubby to svelte. And I want to live there.
Full Review:
It's a new autumn, and time to finish the Point Horror reviews!
Homecoming Queen is one that I always think I like more than I do. I've always been a huge fan of Homecoming, for one. I love the cover, for two. That scepter thing on the front cover? I get happy chills every time I see one of those, and feel highly cheated that we don't get Homecoming in England. (One of the many things I missed at English high school.)
So this leads me to think I really like the book, whereas I read it and find it just OK.
We start off with Melissa meeting her two best friends - Izzy and Celeste - on the first day back at school. Over the summer, Melissa has got her braces off, got a tan, acquired golden sun-streaks in her hair and swapped her glasses for contact lenses. Oh, and she's shed those pesky five pounds of baby fat she was carrying. A cute little exchange occurs when Iz and Celeste see her and immediately exclaim, "You're so thin!" I did wonder while reading this if the book was supposed to be a spoof - I probably wouldn't even notice if a friend lost five pounds, let alone remark on what a difference it had made. (Unless she was like, 95lbs to start with, which would hardly qualify her for overweight at the beginning.) However, I don't think it's intended to be farcical; perhaps it's just how teenage girls were in the nineties. Or perhaps it's a satirical jab at teen stereotypes by the author. We will never know.
So Mel - no, that doesn't seem like it suits her, how about Lissa? - goes to school on the first day and everyone comments on her new look, including these awful beeyatches called Laurel and Betsy, who are jealous that Laurel's ex, Seth, is making googly eyes at Melissa. Seth really seems to be into this new Lissa, and he asks her out. To her credit, she asks why he never noticed her before, and he categorically denies this, giving her a slightly stalkerish list of the things he's noticed about her. This convinces her that he's not just after her for the sun-streaked hair and five-pounds-thinner body. Although he never actually says why, if he noticed and liked her last year, he never talked to her, just fobs her off with something about Laurel (the ex) being crazy jealous if he talked to other girls. Righty-o then.
Izzy decides to nominate Melissa for Homecoming Queen, which doesn't please Laurel and Betsy, although the other two contestants - Faith and Tia - are friendly and nice.
Oh, I forgot to mention - this is the high school's first Homecoming in 25 years, since the last Homecoming Queen was in a car crash and died the night of the dance. Apparently the school cancelled it in her honour. (25 years is a lot of honour!)
So weird stuff starts happening to the Homecoming Court - Melissa gets a bouquet of dead flowers in the mail, Faith gets burned by a malfunctioning tanning bed at the health club, and Tia gets stung by a load of bees that were put in Melissa's locker. Rumours abound that Brenda Sheldon - the last Queen - is back from the dead and wanting revenge (for what?) and Melissa can't decide if she's being haunted or if there's a more prosaic explanation...
This wasn't awful and wasn't great. There weren't a lot of scares - even during the ghost scenes I wasn't jumpy. I'd also pretty much worked out the murderer from the first chapter (on the first reading, last year) although not the motivation.
Some of the details didn't quite ring true to me - for example, I've NEVER known a health club (at least here in England) that lets 16/17-year-olds use tanning beds. It's rare to find a health club that allows 16/17-year-olds to have memberships. In addition, my own gym - which is basic and does not come with luxuries like a swimming pool, running track and jacuzzi / spa - costs £40 a month - maybe $80. I can't imagine schoolkids affording eighty bucks a month (or the equivalent of eighty bucks in 1996) for the gym, like so many of them seem to do in this book. Sure, the parents could pay, but there's no mention of their families being loaded. This may, of course, be different in America.
That all said, I had some fun reading Homecoming Queen. It didn't have the emotional punch of a Cooney book, or the atmospherics of Cusick, but John Hall (credited inside as John Scognamiglio - I wonder if he's the editor John Scognamiglio?) has created something fun that kept my interest (just about) to the end.
Verdict: A modest but decent addition to the Point Horror series.