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139 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published January 1, 1973
"Why isn't she anxious about me? I'm in danger," says Paul.
"Look," said Pierre wildly. "Talk to Garven. I'm not even an expert on these feelings."
"My God, it's a rational normal fear. Why should I talk to Garven?" Paul says. And he thinks, as one who hopes to still the tempest: Now let us turn to something else. "Listen to me," his voice is saying... In the summer of 1944, he is telling his son, life was more vivid than it is now. Everything was more distinct. The hours of the day lasted longer. One lived excitedly and dangerously. There was a war on.
Pierre looks ahead at the painting on the wall opposite and wonders if the annual allowance that his mother gives him on the condition that he keeps on good terms with his father is worth it.
"We really lived our life," says Paul.
‘Haven’t we got enough serious problems in this city? We already have the youth problem, the racist problem, the distribution problem, the political problem, the economic problem, the crime problem, the matrimonial problem, the ecological problem, the divorce problem, the domiciliary problem, the consumer problem, the birth-rate problem, the middle-age problem, the health problem, the sex problem, the incarceration problem, the educational problem, the fiscal problem, the unemployment problem, the physiopsychodynamics problem, the homosexual problem, the traffic problem, the heterosexual problem, the obesity problem, the garbage problem, the gyno-emancipation problem, the rent-controls problem, the identity problem, the bi-sexual problem, the uxoricidal problem, the superannuation problem, the alcoholics problem, the capital gains problem, the anthro-egalitarian problem, the trisexual problem, the drug problem, the civic culture and entertainments problem which is something else again, the—'
There is another shadow, hers. It falls behind her. Behind her, and cast by what light? She is casting a shadow in the wrong direction. There’s no light shining upon her from the east window, it comes from the west window.Physical laws dictate the placement, length and intensity of shadows. As soon as you learn that Elsa’s shadow does not behave normally you have to ask yourself: What kind of book am I reading?
She remembers Kiel very well. She remembers what happened when we were engaged during the war. She knows that Kiel was a double agent and went to prison after the war. She heard that he died in prison and now she’s seen him in New York. But if one makes any appeal to her sense of its significance she’s not interested. She’s away and out of reach.I therefore assumed that this book was going to be like The Night Porter, The Man in the Glass Booth or Death and the Maiden, an encounter with someone disagreeable from her past. That Elsa is being treated for some kind of mental illness I expected this to figure in when it came to identifying who the man calling himself Mueller. Her friend, Poppy (who she met at the same time), goes to the store and seems similarly convinced:
‘I went back to the shoe store today, Poppy,’ Elsa says to the Princess. ‘I bought some boots,’ Elsa says, ‘fur-lined, that I don’t need, Poppy, because I wanted to have another look. The other day I bought these shoes I’m wearing—do you like them? He looks like Kiel, too young. Could he be Kiel’s son, do you think?’Of course logic dictates that the shoe seller couldn’t possibly be the man; his son is a possibility but not the same man as Poppy and Elsa are convinced he is.
‘He’s Kiel,’ says Poppy. ‘Kiel with a face-lift. When I went to the store I looked close, my dear, and I saw it was truly Kiel. After all, he was very young when we knew him during the war; very young. He must have had his face lifted, it looks quite stretched at the eyes. You go again and look close, Elsa. You look close. He’s stiff at the waist. I bought a pair of evening shoes to be sent C.O.D. but naturally I gave a false name and address. I’ve got five pairs of evening shoes already. What do I want with more? I rarely wear them. Did you notice how he bends, stiff at the knees, thick at the waist, like a prisoner of long years. As he has been.’
‘Go back, go back to the grave,’ says Paul, ‘from where I called you.’Surely they’re talking metaphorically. It’s like when someone says, “You’re dead to me,” isn’t it? As the book progresses one has to wonder if there’s anyone who isn’t mad. Of course the one thing I’ve forgotten to mention is that Elsa is filthy rich and normal rules of convention don’t apply to the super-rich. I can still see Peter Sellers cutting the nose from out of a painting he’s just paid £30,000 (in 1969) in front of an aghast art director played by John Cleese in The Magic Christian. Indeed there’s a lot of plain silliness in the book, a book that I really didn’t expect to be describing as silly in the slightest. Elsa, for example, returns from a trip abroad talking about a diet involving over-ripe tomatoes which her therapist (who’s been doing double-duty as her butler) acquires for her; the next time we see of the tomatoes she’s hurling them at the actors in a stage production of Peter Pan featuring only actors over sixty and produced by her son (who she insists on referring to as “the writer”). That the lead is also known to her from her war days should also have raised my suspicions.
‘It’s too late,’ Elsa says. ‘It was you with your terrible and jealous dreams who set the whole edifice soaring.’
‘You’re not real. Pierre and Katerina don’t exist.’
‘Don’t we?’ she says. ‘Well then that settles the argument. Just carry on as if nothing has happened all these years.’