“Stupid people always dismiss as untrue anything that happens only very seldom, or anything that their minds cannot readily grasp; yet when these things are carefully inquired into they are often found not only possible but probable.”
I acquired this book in mysterious circumstances. I was walking through the assembled stalls of Winterfest in Thompson, Manitoba when an old woman approached me and pressed it into my hands. “Do you believe in witches?” She asked me. Before I had a chance to respond, she was away, moving with greater celerity than would be expected for her age, gliding, almost, away from the heart of the fair and away into a thicket of spruce over the snowy ground…
It sat in my collection for some time before, seeing it in a pile, I felt a certain call to retrieve it, and henceforth set about reading.
The Golden Ass, or Apuleius’ Metamorphoses, is a wonderful story, combining comedy which made this reader laugh out loud milenia after it was put to page, wild creativity (albeit often pilfered from existent short stories) and sexiness which will make anyone reconsider prudish notions you may have about historical times.
The story is of one Lucius, a Greek citizen of the Roman Empire who is traveling to Thessaly, apparently for business but also because he is intrigued by magic and wishes to learn something of this from the witches who notoriously operate in the shadows of Hypata.
By accident, he is transmogrified into an ass, and the moiety of the narrative consists of his misadventures in asinine form as he passes from owner to owner unable to return to human form, and both suffering and causing comic twists of fate along the way. Throughout, this narrative is interspersed with short vignettes about witchcraft, gods which are told by other characters.
Above all, The Golden Ass has this reader’s hearty recommendation simply because it is very funny and entertaining. As just one of many examples, the idea of Ass-Lucius being bullied and having his oats stolen by his own horse once they are both in equine form and in the service of bandits is just perfect.
There are also some ageless human observations well expressed: “if you shaved the head of even the most beautiful woman alive and so deprived her face of its natural setting [...] her baldness would leave her completely without attraction even for so devoted a husband as the God Vulcan.” Take note, Florence Pugh et al. Lucius said it, not me.
The Golden Ass is written with great joy and energy which is reflected in the reading experience and recommended to anyone with a sense of humor who would like to inhabit the Roman experience of the world: a vivid and whole-hearted life, with a magical and religious penumbra quite lost to the moderns.