This mystery novel opens with a young woman named Jane working in a department store, desperately trying to keep her patience with a difficult and demanding customer. Well, Jane has had it and to utter dismay and surprise she says what she’s actually thinking, and then just keeps on saying it and storms out! It’s her latest of several failed job attempts. We also get a snippet of several conversations about espionage and plans to undermine very delicate, top secret negotiations happening at a country house weekend party… well of course Jane winds up getting invited to said party. On the way we meet a cast of about a dozen characters- 13 to be precise, an unlucky number for the hostess to have at dinner. She desperately scrambles to invite some solitary ladies from the neighborhood to round out the numbers. It works for the first evening and then on the second day an unexpected arrival solves the superstitious dinner guest problem but complicates matters in other ways when the distraught baroness recognizes one of the other guests, a long lost fiancé! To fill the ensemble cast there’s a Texas millionaire, his wife, his secretary, the wife’s half a million dollar diamond necklace, and the Texans prized pistol. There’s the hosts Lord and Lady Burford, the Lord has an impressive and extensive gun collection of his own replete with historical artillery of all shapes and sizes! Then there’s a few foreign dignitaries in town to talk business confidentially, the Burfords daughter Lady Geraldine (Gerry) and her friend Jane, and a Bertie Wooster type in the guise of Algernon (Algy) Fotheringay with all of the bumbling and none of the humor or charm. There’s also Giles Devereaux, writing a book highlighting a cross section of notable English estates who has a chance encounter with Lady Burford and she insists on his coming down for the weekend to join the party and profile their home Alderley as one of the featured houses. And of course there’s the ever reliable and efficient butler Merryweather. Whew! It’s quite the cast of characters. The book conveniently uncles a map of the house plan, including the prerequisite secret passageways! It would have been helpful to have a cast list to reference as well, as I found myself searching back for introductory passages to remind myself who was who.
We don’t meet Inspector Wilkins until halfway through the novel, when things are well underway and the body in the lake is discovered. The Inspector is memorable for his woeful humility and outlook on life and his work in particular. His favorite phrase is “I’m not sanguine about it, not sanguine at all.” He’s described as looking a bit like Hercule Poirot, but with the personality of Eeyore! For all his begrudging and his self deprecation he has a sharp intellect and keen observation. He’s a bit like Columbo, lulling his suspects into a false sense of security and then pouncing on the subtlest inconsistency.
To complicate the two deaths there’s also a matching pair of guns (at least!), an international jewel thief that leaves his calling card, blackmail, long lost love, and espionage as potential motives and/or overlapping mysteries. It’s all very smart and rather mad cap a la PG Wodehouse in the best possible way. Trying to reconstruct the timeline of events between 2am 3am the night of the murder the grand central hallway and staircase of the house is more like Grand Central Station - with almost every guest of the house up and about at some point, in the dark, bumping into other guests in the dark, though no one knows who or why! They are literally all in the dark, for various reasons, some more innocent than others.
I spotted a few of the red herrings early on, but not nearly all of them, and I can honestly say there was SO much plot happening I just embraced that ANYONE could have done it and there were no less than six separate puzzles to solve (at least two hidden identities, at least two thefts, and definitely at least two murders!). I was stunned and awed by the big reveal of one of the murderers at the end initially, and then a chapter later everything was right as rain and a beyond fitting conclusion given to the colorful cast of characters.
This is book one in a collection of three that the author wrote in the mid 1970s, though the settings of the novels all take place in the Golden Era of Detective fiction between the world wars, and apparently they all take place at Alderley with the Burfords as hosts. Cannot wait to find the other books in the series and only wish there more than three, as these are deftly plotted with interesting suspects, a light touch of romance in the air, and a lovely dash of Blandings style humor! (And yes, they EVEN solve the mystery of the bloodstained egg cosy, which you are never sure is a real clue or a gag/prop along the way.)