Stuff I Read – Ultimate X-Men #75-80
Once again I should preface this by saying that this is technically more than one arc according to the little things on the side of issues. It is a four-part story titled Cable and a two-part epilogue to Cable, so I’m just treating it as one six-part arc for the purposes of my review. So there! Anyway, Cable begins the first time that the Ultimate X-Men have to deal with time travel, and it does take good advantage of that to throw some twists into the Ultimate line. First of those is the twist that this time it is someone coming back to kill Professor X to save the future from some horrible turn of events. Or, at least, that is what Cable says when he travels back. Cable, by the way, turns out to be Wolverine from the future, which is hilarious in many ways, but he does pose good threat to the group. Another not-so-twist is that Bishop comes back at the same time as Cable, or near enough, and is trying to save Xavier. Only in this Bishop is rather old and used to work with Cable. So it is nice to see that the X-Men future things are being condensed in the Ultimate line, because in the normal comics it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
But anyway, Cable fails to kill the Professor and instead injures most of the X-Men and kidnaps Jean. This leads to the rescue mission where Bishop takes command and leads the team against the future version of the Wild Pack and craziness ensues. The battle is fast and vicious, and the X-Men actually work together and tough it out and win. Professor X then drops a bomb by telling Cyclops that he loves Jean, which came as a bit of a weird moment, and I really don’t buy it. I mean, they tried to pull that in the mainstream book back around the time of Onslaught and I really didn’t buy it then, either, so here I just didn’t think it was that effective. I’m not sure if it was part of some plot to get Cyclops to let him sacrifice himself, but the truth is never really revealed because at the conclusion of the battle with Cable, Cable uses an explosive to seeming kill the Professor. And so the comic falls back on a different X-Men troupe, that of people believing Professor X is dead. And that happens so much in the mainstream comics that it really didn’t come as a shock when it was revealed that Cable was holding the Professor in the future. Really, just kind of ridiculously funny.
The other part of that battle was that Cable stranded Bishop in the future, and so he just sort of sticks around, and starts trying to convince people that they need to fight and learn more how to control their powers. A funeral follows and Scott, Jean, and Storm are given the school. Scott decides to disband the X-Men and concentrate on the school being a school. And so many of the people scatter. Colossus leaves to be with his boyfriend. Kitty goes back home to her parents. Bobby and Rogue stay in the school. Wolverine goes to try and find answers about his past. Nightcrawler escapes and goes off on his own. And Bishop tries to insist that the world needs the X-Men, prompting Scott to tell him to go start his own. So really, Kirkman has done a fair job of clearing the board that was left over from Vaughan. At this point most of the juvenile stuff is forgotten and the X-Men actually claim a pyrrhic victory. Not the best thing in the world, but at least then fought and won.
And if not for the weird stuff with the Professor, this arc would have been better. Kirkman obviously enjoys the more extended stories where the arcs weave together, and I have to assume that he will get back to all of the various plots that he introduced. Otherwise it is refreshing to see some higher concepts working their way back into the story. Strangely enough I have missed them since Millar left, as both Bendis and Vaughan kept the stories rather grounded to more mundane matters. It is refreshing at times to have a much more full-blown superhero story, even one involving time travel. And Kirkman has definitely shifted things with this, and I look forward to where he is taking the team. As for this arc, I give it an 8/10.