Stuff I Read – Ultimate X-Men #58-60 Review
So when going through my reviews some time ago I realized that when I read through Ultimate X-Men I failed to include three issues in my reviews. I’m not sure exactly why I made this oversight, but it has been standing in the way of my finishing my reviews of the series, and so I figure I have to bring everything to a close here. So I have now finally gone back and read the issues in question, and am left much as I was when I finished the series, which is fairly disappointed. I mean, these are not terrible issues, as the last issues in the series were, but neither are they particularly good issues, and they fall victim to the failing that much of the series fell victim to, which is that they didn’t really justify themselves as Ultimate stories. I mean, they failed to really show us anything new or interesting when it came to the character or the universe and the didn’t really show why this series deserved to be separate from the normal 616 universe.
The first of the issues is a one-shot called A Hard Lesson, and shows Professor X dealing with a bank robbery as I guess only Professor X can. It really isn’t a poorly done issue, but it casts Professor X very firmly in his traditional role, a role that some writers have tried to get him out of in the Ultimate Universe. It is easy to see Millar’s influence here, because this deals with a Professor X who is a bit more free with his powers, a bit more willing to manipulate people directly in order to get what he wants. And yet he is shown as the teacher, as not really doing anything that constitutes a true violation. So while yes, he uses his powers without permission, that act is moralized by the situation, by his saving lives. It isn’t really a question that when it comes down to it Professor X is doing the right thing because he’s not using his powers to their fullest. If he had hijacked the minds of the people in the bank and taken care of things himself this might have been more powerful, but as it is it’s just same old Professor X, which only a little bit of moral grayness.
The next two issues, entitled Shock and Awe, are a bit more of an honest attempt to do something new with the characters, as we get more of Storm’s origin while Wolverine looks for clues concerning his past. It is an interesting choice, because Storm and Wolverine in the normal universe seem like they have something going on between them, and the Storm in this reality does seem more reckless and wild, and we see some of that in the flashbacks and all that. So at the very least what we get is something we haven’t seen before. At the same time, though, this is mining the same shaft as much of Ultimate X-Men, as Weapon X seems to still be around, setting it up as apparently the most popular villain to bring up, as both MIllar and Bendis used Weapon X and now Vaughan has followed suit. And really he doesn’t add anything to that equation besides killing off Dr. Cornelius and giving us a slightly different Lady Deathstrike. So all in all it’s rather disappointing, and there really is never any fell that Wolverine and Storm are in danger. Everything is wrapped up nicely and quickly and while it is nice to have a more limited focus to flesh out characters, this all seems rather meh.
That said, there are at least some completely ridiculous moments that Vaughan injects into the stories that make me cringe. I mean, the fastball special compliments of a small tornado was cool and corny in a sort of fun way, but Wolverine punching Storm back to consciousness seems a bit…dumb. Same with how Professor X deals with the situation, tapping into people’s minds to unlock their potential. It all seems way to convenient, and a bit too out there for me. Not that comics have to be realistic, but it becomes too difficult to believe some of the things that happen, and it reeks of a writer just having a coincidental answer to everything instead of seeding resolutions with what’s already there. It just makes it feel like the only reason these characters are succeeding is because the writer wants them to, and when I can pick up on that it cuts back my enjoyment. So while these issues aren’t bad, they really show what I don’t like about Vaughan. And as such they reach only a 5.5/10.