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Plate Armor and Spacesuits Both Hold Farts

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Life giving you the finger? Pull it! These quirky tales of sci-fi and fantasy will take you to realms where lightspeed meets light-hearted and you can't say awkward without orc.

From the perils of being a dragon's beauty consultant to hidden benefits of software in whiteware, S J Cavanagh shows that he's outstanding in left field. Includes "Elf Esteem", which made ASIM's Best of Fantasy Vol 1.

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First published July 19, 2012

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Steven Cavanagh

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