This book was absolutely the worst I’ve read in 2016 so far. With that statement out in the open, my review might get a little rant-y.
What makes this book terrible you ask? Well, for starters it has a cringe worthy writing style, an insufferable main character, and a scattered plot. Yes, this book failed every aspect of a novel to me: plot, characters, writing, premise, development, etc.
The main issue with this novel is our main character, Justin Goldblatt. Here are some adjectives I wrote down while reading that reminded me of Justin.
1. Self-centered/Conceited/Narcissistic
2. Immature (He dated a guy just to make his ex jealous)
3. Selfish
4. Rude
5. Bratty
6. Dumb
I want to read about well-developed, flawed, yet likable characters of the LGBTQIA community. Not characters that are one dimensional like Justin. He’s a walking stereotype (much like Tiny Cooper from Will Grayson, Will Grayson). He never goes beyond the surface, just very superficial.
Not only that, but Justin created all of his own problems! Problems that could have easily been fixed if he just spoke up and told the truth. I’m so tired of novels that can be resolved in twenty pages, but don’t, because the main character is like, “Oh, I can’t tell him right now. It’s not the right time. Best wait till the last page.” It’s infuriating to read about.
I also think the author failed at getting into the mindset of a teenage boy. Justin sounded stiff, like a middle aged man trying to talk like a teenager. It took me a few seconds to realize that when Justin said “the reverse camera image” on his phone, he actually meant the selfie camera.
Which also leads me to the writing style. It was just really, really bland. Bad. Simple. There was no style. In fact, it seemed very elementary to me.
The plot was all over the place. Was this book supposed to be a mystery? If it did, it sorely failed in that aspect. Another frustrating thing about this book is the unrealistic, easy solution that pops out of the blue right at the very end!
I would almost classify this book as Middle Grade. Or maybe I’m just too old to enjoy this Disney Channel type of YA novels. Either way, I regret spending money on this book.