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358 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2013
Elizabeth thought me too little for the name my French mother had given me. She attempted to call me Mignonette—meaning dainty and darling—but her three-year-old tongue did not pronounce it properly. I have been Minuette to my friends ever since.Never mind how a three-year old can even SPEAK French. D'aww! Isn't that just fucking cute and improbable! Tas de merde!
Minuette had always had charm—not the studied, showy type, but natural as breath and as much a part of her as her honey-coloured hair.JUST TRY TO HATE HER, BITCHES. Let's see, who loves Minuette?
Elizabeth might have hated her for that charm, if Minuette weren’t so utterly without guile.
Though he’d complimented Elizabeth’s mind, it was nine-year-old Minuette who had disarmed him. When the formidable, enormous King Henry had left, it had been Minuette whom he’d hugged goodbye.Henry's just a big ole' softy, isn't he?!
“William has given you leave?” Elizabeth let her annoyance leak out. “You are a member of my household.”- King William: That's right! Queen Anne had given birth to a son, after all. His name is William and he is England's 17-year old king. Who is head over heels in love with Minuette.
“And you would never say no to me.” Minuette smiled triumphantly.
“I can’t see her yet. Not yet, Elizabeth. I need time to...” To forget the smell of her hair and the taste of her skin and the feel of her body against mine. To forget that I wanted her so desperately I’d have overthrown all honour to have her at that moment, with [a dead body] lying dead not ten feet away.*gag
When he at last entered the great hall, his eyes went straight to Minuette with the unerring instinct of a man besotted.- EEEEEEEEVERYONE: Courtiers, noblemen, ambassadors, everyone adooooooores Minuette. She can be anyone, play anything, act as a perfect fucking spy because nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
“One does not argue with His Majesty’s wishes.”So yeah, with all that beauty, with all that intelligence, Minuette doesn't need to do a single fucking thing when she has a big strong man to do it for her.
“Really? I argue with his wishes all the time.” Minuette positively dazzled as she added, “And I always win.”
Her first thought was Dominic...because he was the steadiest man she knew and she needed someone steady to tell her what to do.So Queen Anne, not only did you living curse us to suffer this...creature of the light's existence, but now your brilliant daughter, Princess Elizabeth has been reduced to a really boring normal royal princess; a wasted, pampered, worry-free life. She no longer needs to fight for her life, she no longer needs to worry about politics, about reclaiming her throne, about whether Queen Mary will kill her next...Liz is free to just chill, be the Princess, be spoiled by her brother, be his personal secretary (because the King has more important things to do than to respond to letters from his subjects)...and instead, spend time pining over that which she cannot have.
But for all that, Elizabeth knew she might have been severely tempted to plead with her brother to consider such an uneven match—if not for the simple fact that Robert [Dudley] was already married.You gave birth to one of the most interesting, illustrious, intelligent, manipulative rulers that England has ever known, and Elizabeth is just completely wasted in this alternate history.
He would wed for practicality, and take his pleasures where he could. For all the unorthodoxy of his parents’ marriage, that was the way of kings.The only difference is that unlike Daddy, Willie boy doesn't have a tendency to take people's heads off.
“Have you given any thought to the lady, beyond what you desire?”And for some fucking reason, he just falls in love with Minuette. But it's ok, because, as I mentioned above, eeeeeeeeeeeeeveryone falls in love with fucking Minuette.
William hovered on the point of real anger before shrugging it off. “I assure you, Eleanor is quite content with the arrangement. No matter how long she … however long we … she will be the daughter-in-law of one of the premier dukes in England. It’s more than her family ever dreamed.”
So far it doesn't have teeth. Everything's basically the same, just with ‘William’ in place of Edward.
Really, we rewrote English history for a tepid murder mystery?
We're starting to experience some differences from real history, but I just can't get over how odd it is to focus on two fictional characters' romance instead.