Endowment: A Parody

by Patrick F. Johnson

In a world of magic, a Royal Messenger is cursed with a talking penis.

An evil warlock sets out to destroy all royalty to clear the way for a new emperor. Despite the warlock's careful planning, one young Messenger in training from the peaceful kingdom of Winstonia is able to save his friends, the Twin Princes, from a most diabolical spell.

After absorbing the curse into himself, Dover Harva's life is shattered. The only thing that keeps him alive is his thirst for revenge.

After years of searching for the warlock, Dover teams up with the Lady Brook, a fierce warrior from the matriarchal queendom of Helpha, who looks over him on what might be his final errand.

136 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 24, 2023

Reviews

[Keith LaSpaluto · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was frickin fantastic! When you hear about a book about a guy with a talking member, you don't usually have high expectations. Well, no worries because this will exceed your expectations, no matter how high or low you set them. If you're looking at reviews to decide whether to read this book or not, let me push you over the fence by saying you should definitely read this book! You'll root for the hero and love the setting. It's also cheap, so that right there should have you putting in your order and waiting for the Amazon truck with bated breath!

[Randy Hope · Rating 5 out of 5]

A tale of a man and his curse

I have followed Patrick on tik tok having never read one of his books. He needs more than six reviews for this! I haven’t read a novel in dozens of years, but timing is everything and I just retired. A funny, exciting, bawdy take on fantasy. There was even a dragon. For a story that’s on the surface a tale of a man and his cursed member, this was oddly heart warming. Very fun!

[R.R. Mangold · Rating 4 out of 5]

I'll be honest... I did not expect this to have an actual story. And I didn't expect to enjoy it.
*I actually related to a talking ween at points of this book.
*somehow there is a moral at the end of this story
*I expected it to be more vulgar
Call me pleasantly surprised.

[Yvonne (Eve) · Rating 5 out of 5]

There is so much packed into this novella that I didn’t know what was happening because it was beyond what I was expecting walking in.
Dover going on these various journeys, the coming to understand himself, so happy I found this book—highly recommend!

[Mic · Rating 5 out of 5]

Short but fun

I wasn't sure what to expect. I'm not sure what its a parody of. But it was a fun read. Highly recommended.

[Sandra · Rating 5 out of 5]

A clever bit of writing

I am not sure what I expected, when I downloaded this book but it kept me entertained from beginning to end. Well done!

[Órla Allen]

love the ending!

This was beautifully written and very pleasant to read.
A well thought out magical story with dragons, witches, warlocks, enchantment and lots more.