I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance with You

by Greensenne

“You’d be my best man wouldn’t you, Evs?

There’s an ugly pain burning low in his chest as he says, “Of course. What are friends for?”

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Or, Barty's father forces him into an arranged marriage, and Evan is to be his best man. Which would be fine if Evan weren't head over heels in love with him.

Words: 122,767;

Genres: Fan Fiction

ebook

First published October 25, 2022

Reviews

[johana ♡ · Rating 5 out of 5]

THIS BOOK. THIS GODDAMN BOOK. IM IN LOVE OKAY.

[ava · Rating 4 out of 5]

evan deserves an award for holding himself back like that jesus h christ

[Ly · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ok, where do I start?
This is by far my favorite Rosekiller / Slytherin Skittles (yes, that's their name) Fanfiction ever!!!
The writing style is so good and the way you can actually feel what Evan is feeling... AGGHHH I love it!!!
Also: Evan and Pandore being cousins, Asexual Evan, the Cameos from the Marauders,....
This fic is perfection!!!

[Lola]

Not gonna rate Fics unless they are like drop dead (pun intended) gorgeous, and Im in love. I just want to enjoy them really without rating

On that note I am an official rosekiller Stan, they are cannon in my humble opinion

[christina · Rating 5 out of 5]

this read like a book rather than a ff?!?? REALLY GOOD. Visual descriptions were gorg. At least the scenery I envisioned in my head was stunning. Love an Evan pov.

felt kinda bad reading this cause when I was in the middle of it all that shit went down with *she who must not be named*(who I do not support at all). But still love these characters and that all of them are everything the original creator would despise. Evan was mentioned a few times in the ~origin books~ but with not much description or backstory so reading about him so in depth just feels like he was created by these lovely writers and people on the internet who are not assholes. So love that. <3 the found family between them always gets me. <3

[0eyl._ · Rating 5 out of 5]

😧😧😧?????
IM IN LOVE????
THAT WAS SO GOOD WTH🥹💕💕🫶

[Lilith Hofer · Rating 4 out of 5]

In love with this.

[elvs · Rating 5 out of 5]

rosekiller my beloveds 🛐🛐

i'd do anything for them fr

[Kai · Rating 4 out of 5]

LOVED rosekiller in this, beautiful asexuality rep wish they talked about it in the relationship more!

[Natalia Riquet · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love rosekillerrr😭

[lucy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Rosekiller my loves