"Was God dead, as the nihilists and the New York Times believed? Only in a coma, as the Vatican and Orthodox Judaism dearly hoped? Or – the Protestant consensus – was the Almighty as spiritually alive as ever, having merely shed His fleshly form as a molting mayfly sheds its husk?" (3)
"Above all loomed the question of causality. Assuming that the object was in fact a corpse, by what means and for what purpose did God die, and why now? Had He been murdered by a force even greater than Himself? Taken a good, hard look at His favorite species and forthwith succumbed to despair?" (21)
"An organization has been formed. Our name: the Job Society. Our claim: in fashioning a world where deadly viruses thrive, defective genes prosper, earthquakes kill, droughts destroy, and wars lay waste, the Main Attraction at Celestial City USA acted in a manner that can only be called murderous. Our mission: to bring this matter before the International Court of Justice in The Hague." (77)
"Once the Defendant set the universe in motion, should He have impressed His will directly on its workings for the sake of reducing His creatures' pain?" (367)
"Consider the alternative: a universe devoid of gratuitous catastrophe.... Only by building random annihilation into the scheme of things could the Defendant have secured a world containing charity, compassion, courage, patience, self-sacrifice, and ingenuity." (367-8)