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414 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1995
I directly went to her lodgings which were in a court that run out of Bow Street, Covent Garden. I told her the strength of my purse, and proposed going to the play, which she consenting to, there was I a hopeful sprig of thirteen, stuck up in a green box, with a blazing whore. From the theatre she took me home to supper, giving me lobster and oysters, both of which she knew I was very fond of, and plenty of rum punch; with my head full of which, at a late hour I went home, and as I would not tell where I had been, I received a smart flogging from the arm of my old operator, Dr Lloyd.
I immediately asked her to oblige us with this exhibition, which, as she had a large dose of wine in her head, she consented to with little difficulty, desiring me to be ‘her bottle holder’. I, accordingly, took up a champagne bottle, and, going from the end to the side of the table, she placed herself opposite and, pulling up her petticoats, I presented the mouth of the bottle in a slanting direction toward her. In an instant, she with her fingers contracted the lips of her tu quoque so as to produce a narrow curved stream, so correctly aimed that at least one-third actually entered the bottle. Never did I hear such screams of laughter as ensued; Lord Fielding was near suffocation, so excessively did it excite his mirth.
she peremptorily refused, observing that she was already as happy as woman could be; that, should she avail herself of my generous offer and I at any future period repent of what I had done, it undoubtedly would break her heart.