If you are looking for a fun happy read look no further!
Grace, Meg and Bianca (all 24) have been best friends for 4 years after meeting at College. They even live together. They are all unique with different personality’s. . Their relationship was tight and you felt the love they have for each other, more like sisters than friends. They are also freakin hilarious! They were successful in their professional lives but not in their love life’s. After another tragic date the girls save Grace from they come up with a Boycott. 6 weeks of these rules. They just have to last till the New year.
The Boycott Rules
#1 - No Dates
# 2 - No tongue kissing with boys. Closed lip kissing is fine. If a guy rams his tongue down your throat unexpectedly, it doesn’t count, unless you kiss him back (AKA Bianca’s rule)
# 3 - No Sex … of any kind. If you wouldn’t want to see your parents do it, that counts as sex and it’s off limits.
# 4 - Each of us puts $200 into the pot.
If you break the rules of the boycott you lose the money. The last person standing gets the money to spend on a hot pair of shoes to be worn on her first date of the New Year and gets eternal bragging rights about her superior will power.
Easy right? And who doesn’t want a pair of Manolo Blahniks??
Well you would think it would be easy with the losers and dorks they have dated in the past. It all changes when they meet the very sexy, single and amazing Ryan, Michael and Jack.
Michael, Ryan and Jack (all 26) have been best friends since forever, like the girls they are extremely close and tight, with different personalities but the ability to bag the shit out of each other and laugh about it. They are currently working as full time bartenders to learn the ropes so they can open their own.
Working at a bar.. well that = Barflies… They are sick of dumb plastic girls. Of course they flirt to get a bigger tip but they are over playing around. So they come up with their own bet.
The No Barflies Rules
#1 - If they meet a woman at the bar she is off limits.
#2 - No Sex. The last guy to have sex wins.
They also put money into a kitty to make it a real wager.
(Straight to the point these guys!)
Now let the fun begin!! As these 6 people cross path’s and start falling for each other. You will laugh your ass off!! There is the library, the football game, pizza, the bar (one scene the boys do a lot of cocktail flair tricks for the girls! OMG! they do it to Kid Rocks “So Hott” < - seriously you tube that song!) , the girls house and the Xbox, the Gym, Christmas, snow storms, weird stalkers, playing pool and just other “random” meetings that aren’t dates!
As they start to couple off Michael finds “loopholes” in the girls rules and even negotiates some new rules in there with Meg, so that he can spend more time with Grace. Including ONE no-holds-barred kiss.. with tongue.. one by one they start teaming up and trying to make the other couples cave so that they can be together.
You just have to see how it all plays out!
Ok so in all honestly this book was fluffy.. There was steam but only one real sex scene. A lot of sexual chemistry but due to the Boycott it didn’t happen. So hence my wording “fluffy”.
There was also nothing wrong with the boys or the girls. No deep inner “something” that happened when they were younger, no father/mother issues etc. Well except for Grace’s insecurity.
Just a fun read.
Bianca has long red hair, blue eyes, lush eyelashes, curvy body, and killer legs. She was also strong, sexy and in control. And throws a mean punch!
Meg average in height, small framed, chocolate hair (but changed frequently) Deep blue eyes. was just… that girl that everyone likes! And also sexy and strong and shopping obsessed, as well as believed in the HEA all her life.
Grace long black hair, average height, was insecure but hilarious!
Michael oh wow Michael…**daydreaming about Michael** Smart, popular, (gave the pizza place's number instead of his own if wasn't interested.) Deep blue eyes, dark brown messy hair. and a total sweetheart!
Jack large frame, well defined muscles, playful big bro type. He was damn funny and perfect for Bianca.
Ryan the strong silent type - a real gentleman and a self proclaimed romantic, long blonde hair and ice blue eyes, he was just beautiful.
The boys weren’t the usual book boyfriends I fall for. They weren’t all Alpha male and Mine Mine Mine, but you still felt there jealousy and that their girls were theirs!
I burst out laughing SOOO many times in this., So I would definitely recommend this book to anyone who believes in HEA and just wants to smile the whole time they read it. I’m def going to check out Victoria Michaels other works!
It’s the kind of book I would love to watch as a Rom- Com Movie!!
Fav Quotes:
A red Dot on a white canvas isn’t a “representation of a woman’s struggle in a man dominated society,” it’s a red freakin circle!” – Jack to the boys.
“I’m going to my room to die now. I’ll be drowning myself in the shower, washing the layers of embarrassment and humiliation away. It might take a few days.” – Grace
“Of course I get the feeling that they could spin in a circle and say “TA-DA” and you’d be happy.” – Vicki to the girls
“It’s all fun and games until some creeper rubs his penis on my leg, huh, Michael?” – Grace
“Stay away from her. Don't look at her; don't even think about her. If she appears in your dreams, wake up and punch yourself in the face for me. Come near her again, and I'll cut your nuts off and put them in a jar on my mantle. Do we understand each other?" – Michael
“What the hell is he doing?” Meg hissed in Grace’s ear. “I have no idea, but I may need your help burying a body later.” – Grace
“Don’t make me come after the mousse, Michael. I don’t want to hurt you, but I will. I’m a woman, and we really like our chocolate.” – Grace