Ouch. This book sucked. Were it not for his famous trilogy this wouldn't have even been finished. Why? Let's state pros/positives. The beginning is good. Intriguing idea: a bacterium that eats petroleum. A cataclysmic earthquake destroys L.A.: alright.
And folks, that's about it for the pros/positives! The cons/negatives: ~5 examples. One, there is way too much cartographic detail. And the geographic detail is thin & evanescent. In Southern California, one notes instantly the mountains looming east, southeast, and there are numerous valleys. Varley wrote nothing of the shade one feels in the valleys, or how the sun sweeps the L.A. basin; he doesn't describe the scents in the air of brush, & sage, & eucalyptus, or how gnarled an oak can appear. Varley wrote in the end that Southern Californians are used to rain in the winter. No-we-are-not! It never rains in So Cal. And why did he even write that after going on about L.A. being reliant upon external sources of water, i.e. a desert? It might be that Varley never grew up in L.A. and only moved to the city later in life. Again, the issue w/geographic detail extends to fauna. He mentions not the crows in the sky. Or the little brown jobs (sparrows & finches) fluttering wheresoever they can. Not a word on lizards. One sees them bask in the sun on walls or on rocks, or can catch them scurrying up palm trees. Damn Varley, how far you've gone from that most awesome book about centaurs singing & the planet talking & those cables that extended into outer space! In "Slow Apocalypse" there is little mention of the palm trees, or the endless blue sky (again, it doesn't rain much in L.A. or So Cal). Instead, the reader is overexposed to a parade of names of streets & buildings, a folder of directions that serve no purpose above filling the page with ink.
Second example: Jenna was gang-raped? What? Okay, Varley, I DID catch that part...but you spent 0.1 microseconds on it. Varley, you left it for the reader to read-between-the-lines, but, why does the reader have to read between the lines of a book that is called Slow Apocalypse? It's called apocalypse. The point is this: this book took a rated R subject & dealt with it as one would a PG-rated film. A fu#$!ng horse? So, we took this dangerous subject of an earthquake (9.3-9.something) & made a father-daughter pony story? Yea, the horse was for the end, to let them get admitted into the community, but the very presence of the horse cheapened the plausibility of the story. Why would they pay such attention to hitching the trailer & transporting the horse like that, and how they heck are people supposed to really relate at all to a girl living in the hills of L.A. with her own horse? Varley didn't write a book that laid bare the brutality of gang-rape. He just slipped it in at the end that, oh yeah, that one sentence was meant to mean that she was raped by those guys that told her to stop. Varley skims the danger. It never feels visceral or imminent. Dave managed to protect his wife & daughter through an apocalypse, virtually unscathed. How wonderful.
Third example: who the heck is Dave? If he's a comedy writer, shouldn't he crack jokes or something? The reader never gets a glimpse into his work life. It would have been nice to return frequently to some reverie of his former life. And not the bland writing that Varley put forth here, but some excellent introspective, Frank Herbert-esque writing on the human condition during such times of peril. Varley couldn't treat the subject of death with any seriousness. I'd guess the guy isn't too crazy about God on account of his writing not mentioning at all God. Is not the matter of apocalypse a divine one? There's no spirituality from Varley and so the book rings hollow on such scenes that treat morality. The best that the agnostic/atheistic(?) author can muster is to feed other people who are hungry, and to kill in only if for self-defense. This book could've included some deep scenes. Imagine Paul Atreides from Dune contemplating fear, the mind-killer; or Ursula LeGuin writing about sexuality; or any other great writing that pays homage to the Maker of the heavens. Varley's trilogy dealt w/God by means of the character Gaia. This book could use some soul to it. Not sure that it will be best conveyed through the eyes of a Caucasian comedy writer situated in the comfy life. There's little mention of the rapport between Dave & Bob. So much of the damned writing is just names of streets & places, & a garrulous GPS navigation. Ugh. Okay, where are they going next? Oh jeez another xyz.
Fourth: no mention of Mexico? The border? The most resilient would likely be Mexicans. There are terrible stereotypical moments that Varley creates. The first scene of looting has, also, the first two Afro characters. Like, really Varley?! A 9.3 earthquake & you can't create a more 'imaginative' scene? The way he writes for Karen, Dave's wife, is silly. She's so wooden & basically man-xplains. In other words, whatever Dave has running in his mind is concurrent with what Karen will eventually say or do. And what a whiny family! The author creates a less than likeable family. Especially Karen. He even stereotypes the damn dogs! The leader of the pack was the Rottweiler? And the one dog that had to be shot was the Pitt-Bull because it had locked its jaw onto someone's arm? C'mon! What next, the Chihuahua comes out & says "Yo queiro Taco Bell"? The author could've just created a raw scene of madness, or mangled dogs so dirty that you can't even make out what they are, and of mutts instead of pure breeds. I was like, am I really reading this right now? Did he just equate the Rottweiler with violence? The characters in this book often speak no different one from the other. It's often bland. No accents (except for the black & brown guys, of course) or slang. There is little to sympathize w/for a comedy writer living in L.A.. He had food, a head-start, vehicles, friends, & options...& a horse! In L.A.! Varley what were you thinking? Dave's wife whines so much. There are names that just pop in & out, or names that have no meaning behind them. Who is Bob? And Lisa, what's her story?
This book sucked. It's one star. But Varley wrote Titan & I loved that book. So. One last thing: there always this feel throughout the book that there is no objective. I kept wondering, where is this going? Are they going to talk about the bacteria that eats petro? I thought that this book was going to be ALL ABOUT THAT, but it had almost nothing to do with the stack of pages that this book was/is. It's very myopic. Just going from one point to the other. Surviving. But it has not the grit of that film/book "The Road" (Cormac McCarthy). Anyway, this book might be nice for anyone wanting some light fare. Or for Varley fans. I also read his Golden Globe book & enjoyed it. But this one was totally boring. Had to force the finish. If you're new to Varley, read "Titan." If you want apocalyptic fare, try "White Plague" by Frank Herbert, or "The Andromeda Strain" by Michael Crichton.