Most romance heroines come with a bit of baggage, which is what you would expect, but the heroine in The Sinful Art Of Revenge, Reiko Kagawa, deserves an award of some kind. Author Maya Blake gives her a painful history that would honestly take 10 books to explore, not a 190 page category romance. Five years ago, she was fleeced by Damion Fortier (who had given her a false name), engaged in a six week fling with him, only to betray her, because he was actually after a debt owed by her grandfather, which killed him. Or something. The book is a bit fuzzy with the details.
It's now five years later, and Damion has tracked her down for reasons that I've already forgotten, because it took me four days to read this. Anyway, he wants to use her art acquisition skills to obtain three paintings for his dying grandfather. For reasons I've already forgotten, she must stay right by his side while she does all of this. What I didn't forget was just how many dramas Reiko must overcome before she can reach her happy ending with Damion. She constantly refers to physical scars she must hide, along with shameful behaviour she undertook after Damion left her.
Reiko was in a train wreck that caused her severe injuries, as well as killing her father. She feels responsible, because she forced him to catch the train instead of driving, wanting him to get back with her mother, who he was about to divorce. She thinks that everybody would be repulsed by her scars, and hides them underneath her hair or clothes. Of course, she thinks Damion would also never want her if he saw the scars.
But, wait - there's more!
She thinks Damion would never want her because of her scandalous behaviour and the other men she's been with since they've been apart. Damion, bless his heart, isn't a slut-shamer. However, Reiko goes on to say that she only went on dates with the other men, never actually slept with them. So what the hell has she been beating herself up over? Why is she turning it into this evil thing that she's done that she needs to be revealed as melodramatically as possible? If she's been on dates with lots of men, she hasn't actually "been" with them, which she constantly refers to.
And this is what makes me so effing made about the Modern line. I totally understand the fantasy of a rich, arrogant millionaire moving heaven and earth to claim you, as I indulge in that every now and then myself (don't tell my partner!) But why is it only a virgin or Virtual Virgin who is entitled to this fairy-tale? As Samantha Fox sings, naughty girls need love too. This book shouldn't be building up to the possibility of breaking a trope and then backing away from it by saying, "Oh, I only dated them." It actually makes it more offensive. Yay, Reiko isn't really a slut! Vomit.
Anyway, there's more. "I can never have sex again!" (Cured by magic penis.)
But, wait - there's more. "I can never have children!" (I think we know how that turns out.)
Eventually, the constant flow of trauma and melodramatic revelations from Reiko made me feel as if she enjoyed making her life as melodramatic for herself as possible, choosing the most emotional time possible to hurl another drama grenade. Indeed, she's always running away instead of giving a calm, rational explanation as to why she's doing what she's doing (even while the black moment is heading to a resolution.) She really did my head in.
Damion, for the most part, wasn't too bad. He's careful of his emotions, as he saw what obsession with a loved one did to his father and grandfather. He doesn't think he's going to turn out like them, thank the skies, but he does not want that for himself or his loved one. That's all I ask from this trope for the hero: he doesn't use the Bad Parent as an excuse to run away, but merely works on being different to them. That's what makes for a good hero, in my opinion. But then he's going and asking his ex-girlfriend to a ball because they're still "friends", despite the fact that she had to be institutionalised because of her obsession with him, and then proceeds to ignore her for most of the night. Some friend.
Like I said, it took me four days to read this category romance because Reiko was so exasperating. Some questionable behaviour aside (what was with Reiko not being allowed to touch other people? That's stalker stuff), I liked Damion, if not really the sort of alpha the genre expects. But I couldn't help but feeling the relationship after the book ends would be a rollercoaster of Reiko dramatically running out on Damion over some insignificant thing, and him constantly chasing her down.
As for the revenge mentioned in the title? Your guess is as good as mine!