Well, thank goodness this series is over. Someone should probably have put it out of its misery before this, though.
Timeless is essentially plotless, and what little excitement there is pales in comparison to previous books….. what little there was in those, anyway. The main problem with the Parasol Protectorate series, I think, is that there just was not enough plot for the five books and the series went on for longer than the author is convincingly able to sustain the storyline. Everything I used to like somewhat about this series is totally gone now, and even the humor isn’t what it used to be.
Where with the previous book I was bored until half way through it, with this one I was a lot bored, throughout. The ending didn’t even suffice. In fact all of the first half of this book was just filler, with the author re-visiting some of the places and characters from the previous books - the hat shop, Countess Nadasdy and Mabel Dair, that god awful Felicity Loontwill, Lady Kingair and Duve, and a single appearance of Guatve Trouve to name but a few. (I sure wish someone had punched Felicity in the nose a couple times. But alas, no one did).
It was wonderful seeing the relationship between Lyall and Biffy change. The budding romance between these two was my favorite part of this book. I loved seeing a different side of Lyall besides militant organization and absolute control over his own emotions. So now the reserved professor is surprisingly passionate under the surface, much to my (and Biffy’s) delight. But the way the author kept having anyone and everyone call Biffy ‘the young dandy’ was repetitive, and nauseating.
Biffy's induction into the Parasol Protectorate was every bit as silly as Ivy's in the previous book. Ivy has finally started seeming slightly less insipid, and I'm interested to see if her new status will have an impact in a future series set in this world. Poor Floote, that wasn't what I expected. Madam Lefoux again was a disappointment as she was along for the ride without much to do.
Many questions were left unanswered and I’m still unclear on quite a few things. The humor (what little I could find, before) is completely gone, here. I used to find Lord Akeldama and his many fashion experiments kind of interesting, but he too became tiresome after a while. Much like the series itself, he just lost my interest. Even the nicknames he found for Alexa even seemed tired and bored.
So. After the leasurly self-indulgent intro, the actual story and the wrap up were far too rushed and felt desperate and emotionally manipulative, to me. But the most disappointing thing of all, is that the main mysteries of the books: the Order of the Brass Octopus, the nature of the soulless/soulstealers etc., all these things remain unanswered pretty much completely, unless you count the fact that Alexia's abilities are discovered to be cancelled out when she is submerged in water (I am not even going to mark it as a spoiler because, really, after five books, that is what we find out??).
If asked how to describe this book, or even the series, I think it can be summed up nicely with the following: "Dandelion fluff upon a spoon." Unlike previous installments, which did seem to have some sort of plot to them, Timeless reads more like a series of character moments. This was a nice way to show where all our favorite characters end up, I suppose, yet it lacks that extra something to give the experience more depth
I'm afraid to say, for me the ending was just meh. This is one of those times when saying goodbye isn’t hard. I’m sure Gail Carriger has a lot more to offer, but in a different series and with a new set of characters. Maybe….. if I’m bored enough.
I mean, I’d love to know what happens next. But it seems rather like Carriger just kind of…gave up. I’m afraid to start the second tier series of this same world, which unfortunately is called something like The Custard Protocol. (Ugh). Because what if it’s just like this series….? One shudders to think it. This novel took me too long to get through, because I had to keep forcing myself to finish it. I seriously don’t know if I can do this for another 4 novels.
Emily Gray is the narrator for the audiobook version of this novel. Her locution and diction were utter perfection in cut glass consonants and vowels, and her voice characterizations were uniformly pleasing, and consistent. …..Except for the voice of Prudence, which was actually one of the worst ‘voices’ I’ve ever heard. Gray made Prudence sound rather like a 10 month old infant, rather than a 2 year old. Especially the way Gray made Prudence say, “mama”, or “No!” like an infant just starting to speak for the first time. Has she never heard a 2 year old speak before…? And believe me, “No!” is all little Prudence seems to say. (Which is spot on for a 2 year old, btw. Lord do they love saying no). But for god’s sake, stop making her sound like an infant…! I grew to hate whenever the author made Prudence speak. How sad….
2.5 stars, and not really recommended to anyone, except maybe Dandelion Fluff eaters.