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Superb Romanian translation by Vlad A. Arghir of "Never Mind the Balkans, Here's Romania". So, how does it feel when Transylvania is heaven on earth, but scary as hell? When you wake from a political nightmare, with a social headache? When your country is transformed, but not really? When the front door is for VIPs and the back door is for you? When you buy the perfect home in the wrong place? When you mix Thracians, Dacians, Romans, Saxons, Turks, Hungarians, French, Russians and a Brit? Mike Ormsby is a writer, global nomad and former BBC journalist/World Service trainer, whose short stories - funny and bittersweet - have become a cult read among Romanians, Romaniaphiles and the uninitiated around the world. His ironic but affectionate tales, of ordinary people in often-extraordinary circumstances, have earned glowing reviews from Romania's literary critics. Some call him "The British Caragiale", after their beloved Victorian-era playwright and satirist. Each story offers a unique glimpse of this irresistible, dynamic and enthralling country, where the locals say, "Ca la noi, la nimeni: there's nobody quite like us." That's neither boast nor confession, just a fact, and Ormsby's colourful characters will entertain, educate and enrage. It depends on who is reading...
260 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2008
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About the author
Mike Ormsby
13 books23 followersMike is a British writer based in Transylvania, where he has lived for five hundred years.
He is the author of:
'Never Mind the Vampires, Here's Transylvania' (2017)
'Palincashire, Tales of Transylvania' (2017)
'Child Witch London' (2014)
'Child Witch Kinshasa' (2013)
'Spinner the Winner' (2012);
'Never Mind the Balkans, Here's Romania' (2008)
See also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Mi....)
Three of Mike's stories were published in 'Bucharest Tales' (New Europe Writers, 2010).
Mike is the editor of 'Loving An Alien' (Nicoaro Books, 2016).
Screenplays:
'Hey Mr DJ!' (2007, filmed in Kigali)
'Enfants dits Sorciers' (2002, filmed in Kinshasa)
'In Her Own Image' (2000)
If you buy one of Mike's books and do not like it, he will accept a refund.
He is the author of:
'Never Mind the Vampires, Here's Transylvania' (2017)
'Palincashire, Tales of Transylvania' (2017)
'Child Witch London' (2014)
'Child Witch Kinshasa' (2013)
'Spinner the Winner' (2012);
'Never Mind the Balkans, Here's Romania' (2008)
See also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Mi....)
Three of Mike's stories were published in 'Bucharest Tales' (New Europe Writers, 2010).
Mike is the editor of 'Loving An Alien' (Nicoaro Books, 2016).
Screenplays:
'Hey Mr DJ!' (2007, filmed in Kigali)
'Enfants dits Sorciers' (2002, filmed in Kinshasa)
'In Her Own Image' (2000)
If you buy one of Mike's books and do not like it, he will accept a refund.
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May 8, 2023
Back in 2007 Romania joined the European Union and this has made a lot of people very angry. After all, the Western World had heard many outrageous things about this country: ranging from blood-thirsty vampires, to all sorts of uncivilised/communist practices. So here comes Mike Ormsby, long-time resident and British expat, ready to shine a light on the real Romania.
Romanians' general idea of PR for their own country is best summed up with "such a beautiful country, if only it weren't inhabited". We just luuurve a good slagging off feast, sometimes even as a means of impressing people on first dates (true story). So I was really hoping that a British guy would go a different route.
...turns out he got naturalised, and had no intention of saying any nice things. Or if he did, he also made sure to eventually cancel it out with some sufficiently outrageous or disheartening detail by the end of the story. For some reason, he was especially fond of episodes featuring ailing/dead animals.
In the interest of not sounding completely butthurt, I admit that I actually liked some of the stories, such as:
- the granny with 3 husbands
- Ormsby's passive aggressive interactions with his neighbours (especially the administrator)
- and the one where he scares a cab driver into slowing down
Truthfully, I found most of the stories quite accurate, with a few exceptions such as the bribery required for a fancy restaurant reservation. Then again I'm not a sports fan so I don't go to pubs to watch football matches; which could be a crucial detail of the story I'm referencing. Plus most of his stories take place in Bucharest, which might as well be a different country to my native Transylvania... or so I'm told.
Score: 2.7/5 stars
It would be incredibly facetious of me to say that I never take part in any country bashing, especially when I come back from abroad. That said, when foreigners ask me about Romania, I at least try to go for a neutral image.
I think Ormsby actually likes this country, despite its weird mix of freshly civilised and communist mentality remnants... but he likes to lord his superior worldly foreigner status even more. It's very subtle, and may not even register at first, but after going through all 58 short stories, things eventually stopped sounding all that funny.
Romanians' general idea of PR for their own country is best summed up with "such a beautiful country, if only it weren't inhabited". We just luuurve a good slagging off feast, sometimes even as a means of impressing people on first dates (true story). So I was really hoping that a British guy would go a different route.
...turns out he got naturalised, and had no intention of saying any nice things. Or if he did, he also made sure to eventually cancel it out with some sufficiently outrageous or disheartening detail by the end of the story. For some reason, he was especially fond of episodes featuring ailing/dead animals.
In the interest of not sounding completely butthurt, I admit that I actually liked some of the stories, such as:
- the granny with 3 husbands
- Ormsby's passive aggressive interactions with his neighbours (especially the administrator)
- and the one where he scares a cab driver into slowing down
Truthfully, I found most of the stories quite accurate, with a few exceptions such as the bribery required for a fancy restaurant reservation. Then again I'm not a sports fan so I don't go to pubs to watch football matches; which could be a crucial detail of the story I'm referencing. Plus most of his stories take place in Bucharest, which might as well be a different country to my native Transylvania... or so I'm told.
Score: 2.7/5 stars
It would be incredibly facetious of me to say that I never take part in any country bashing, especially when I come back from abroad. That said, when foreigners ask me about Romania, I at least try to go for a neutral image.
I think Ormsby actually likes this country, despite its weird mix of freshly civilised and communist mentality remnants... but he likes to lord his superior worldly foreigner status even more. It's very subtle, and may not even register at first, but after going through all 58 short stories, things eventually stopped sounding all that funny.
May 25, 2012
I want to say that it's brutally funny, but not because it's funny in a superlative term, but because it's brutally honest and that makes it funny, but it also makes it sad for us Romanians - the way he sees us, which is how we see us as a nation, when we are truthful about how we really are. There's good and there's quirky, you might say, but then there's bad and very bad and, sadly, we make fun of the bad instead of trying to correct it. But how would the foreigners make fun of us otherwise? In Romanian it's called "a face haz de necaz", which is to say, to make fun of a mishap or misfortune. It's something the author learned a lot while living here. The book has a pleasant general tone and is quite funny for the better parts - funny as in haha but also funny that conceals tragedy.
August 15, 2013
Excellent read, if you can stand the truth and lough about it!
I was intrigued by the title, coming from a Balkan country, and somebody compared the writer to Bill Bryson (whose books I love), so I had to read it. And I wasn’t disappointed, I laughed a lot and could place each of the stories in my own country, Bosnia. Particularly amusing are the stories describing old-fashioned services, like in the post office, with which we are all stuck (as long as it’s happening to someone else).
These are not sugar-coated stories, it is how it is, though I’m guessing inexperienced foreigners might suspect some exaggeration.
I was intrigued by the title, coming from a Balkan country, and somebody compared the writer to Bill Bryson (whose books I love), so I had to read it. And I wasn’t disappointed, I laughed a lot and could place each of the stories in my own country, Bosnia. Particularly amusing are the stories describing old-fashioned services, like in the post office, with which we are all stuck (as long as it’s happening to someone else).
These are not sugar-coated stories, it is how it is, though I’m guessing inexperienced foreigners might suspect some exaggeration.
August 18, 2013
This book has a strong personality. The author has a fresh and interesting way to see and to present those details of the everyday life of a country that make it unique, but are often difficult to see from inside. Is it funny? Is it sad? Both. And we certainly need to see both, if we want to cure. Great style, i have enjoyed the reading.
July 1, 2012
Here's what the media / literary critics say about 'Never Mind the Balkans, Here's Romania', and its author
« He's likeable, lucid, with a big soul and a lot of humour. The English journalist offers neither a façade, nor caricature, but reality - today's Romania.
Mike Ormsby has not the slightest intention of flattering us, nor of treating us with the superiority of those coming from the civilised world to the backward East. He insists on writing exactly what he sees, lives and feels in today's colourful Romania. His western mentality is that of someone formed in a system that has worked for generations, of someone who has in his blood politeness and respect for law and human rights, as well as civic responsibility. This way of thinking is constantly contradicted by aberrations that to us appear normal.
Put simply, it's very hard for him to understand the lack of reliability and punctuality, the infernal and idiotic bureaucracy, the national institution of bri es and petty envy, the bad manners, the impunity of cheats and the ostentatious arrogance of the nouveau riche, the poor work ethic and cruelty to animals. » by Adriana Bittel, Formula AS
« Romania has found itself a British Caragiale. The book makes you die laughing at out national failings, the sort that drive some less-tolerant Romanians abroad. » by Raluca Ion, Cotidianul
« He does not flatter or indulge us, nor does he play our national sport of turning away, indifferent. If Mike was a time traveller, he'd take antibiotics to stop the Black Death. But that would be impossible. It would mean changing history. » by Elena Vladareanu, Romania Libera
« The stories are juicy, full of charm, unified by a lot of English humour » Claudia Craiu, Ziarul de Iasi
« Romanian clichés treated with intelligence and a unique, subtle irony. This merits pride of place on any bookshelf. » Mihai Gadalean, Foaia Transilvana
« A bittersweet, accessible read, where Romanians can see their portrait in an English mirror. I devoured it in one sitting, with a range of feelings: from exultation to indignation, from surprise to who-cares, from pleasure to anger. A very well written book, carefully constructed and extremely intelligent. If it travels abroad, it will have a lethal effect. » by Eduard Tone, editor, FHM
« Too many books or articles present Romania and its people in beautiful colours and too many stress the dark side, until it shocks. This author succeeds by showing a high degree of professionalism to present the facts as they are with subtle irony when the context requires. » Expatromania.ro
<> by Frank O'Connor, Vivid (expat magazine, Romania)
« Ormsby recounts the mishaps, muddles and privations that make daily life hard in Romania for Romanians, and even harder for outsiders. But through it all comes a strange sort of affection for a place, and its people, as they struggle to regain their sanity after the years of madness under Ceausescu. The author... Hamlet-like, refuses to go with the flow and battles against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with a relish that leaves most of his Romanian friends, and probably not a few readers too, bemused but amused in equal measure. If you're going to Romania, it's better than a guide book. » by Ivor Gaber, Tribune (UK)
« Mike Ormsby sees Romania very clearly. Sometimes we surprise him, sometimes he challenges us. Nevertheless, he clearly appreciates our charisma, confidence and warmth. » by Mihaela Spineanu, Elle (Romania)
« It's about Romanians in transition, still tainted by the national experience of Communism, those who do not seem to know how to use the freedom they won in 1990. The book offers Romania a mirror, made in England. » by Christian Mititelu, former Head of BBC World Service Romanian section.
« He's likeable, lucid, with a big soul and a lot of humour. The English journalist offers neither a façade, nor caricature, but reality - today's Romania.
Mike Ormsby has not the slightest intention of flattering us, nor of treating us with the superiority of those coming from the civilised world to the backward East. He insists on writing exactly what he sees, lives and feels in today's colourful Romania. His western mentality is that of someone formed in a system that has worked for generations, of someone who has in his blood politeness and respect for law and human rights, as well as civic responsibility. This way of thinking is constantly contradicted by aberrations that to us appear normal.
Put simply, it's very hard for him to understand the lack of reliability and punctuality, the infernal and idiotic bureaucracy, the national institution of bri es and petty envy, the bad manners, the impunity of cheats and the ostentatious arrogance of the nouveau riche, the poor work ethic and cruelty to animals. » by Adriana Bittel, Formula AS
« Romania has found itself a British Caragiale. The book makes you die laughing at out national failings, the sort that drive some less-tolerant Romanians abroad. » by Raluca Ion, Cotidianul
« He does not flatter or indulge us, nor does he play our national sport of turning away, indifferent. If Mike was a time traveller, he'd take antibiotics to stop the Black Death. But that would be impossible. It would mean changing history. » by Elena Vladareanu, Romania Libera
« The stories are juicy, full of charm, unified by a lot of English humour » Claudia Craiu, Ziarul de Iasi
« Romanian clichés treated with intelligence and a unique, subtle irony. This merits pride of place on any bookshelf. » Mihai Gadalean, Foaia Transilvana
« A bittersweet, accessible read, where Romanians can see their portrait in an English mirror. I devoured it in one sitting, with a range of feelings: from exultation to indignation, from surprise to who-cares, from pleasure to anger. A very well written book, carefully constructed and extremely intelligent. If it travels abroad, it will have a lethal effect. » by Eduard Tone, editor, FHM
« Too many books or articles present Romania and its people in beautiful colours and too many stress the dark side, until it shocks. This author succeeds by showing a high degree of professionalism to present the facts as they are with subtle irony when the context requires. » Expatromania.ro
<> by Frank O'Connor, Vivid (expat magazine, Romania)
« Ormsby recounts the mishaps, muddles and privations that make daily life hard in Romania for Romanians, and even harder for outsiders. But through it all comes a strange sort of affection for a place, and its people, as they struggle to regain their sanity after the years of madness under Ceausescu. The author... Hamlet-like, refuses to go with the flow and battles against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with a relish that leaves most of his Romanian friends, and probably not a few readers too, bemused but amused in equal measure. If you're going to Romania, it's better than a guide book. » by Ivor Gaber, Tribune (UK)
« Mike Ormsby sees Romania very clearly. Sometimes we surprise him, sometimes he challenges us. Nevertheless, he clearly appreciates our charisma, confidence and warmth. » by Mihaela Spineanu, Elle (Romania)
« It's about Romanians in transition, still tainted by the national experience of Communism, those who do not seem to know how to use the freedom they won in 1990. The book offers Romania a mirror, made in England. » by Christian Mititelu, former Head of BBC World Service Romanian section.
February 22, 2017
ici, în cartea lui Mike Ormsby, România se conturează, treptat, pagină cu pagină, om cu om, situaţie cu situaţie şi bucată cu bucată, într-un puzzle surprinzător, cu toate culorile deopotrivă strălucitoare şi neclare, aprinse şi stinse ale ţării.
„Asta e România, ce să-i facem!”, exclamă pe paginile cărţii un personaj al lui Mike.
Exact, ca în viaţă, tanti Tatiana de la Măgura, care a rostit, cu un amestec de însufleţire şi compătimire: „Aşa e, ce să-i faci!”, când Mike i-a spus că suntem de la Chişinău.
În acest puzzle, intitulat „Grand Bazar România” şi scris cu dragoste, totul e fascinant: oamenii, peisajul, istoria, mâncarea…
Mihai Eminescu, poetul naţional, este un romantic cu faţă de star rock.
Palinca este arma secretă de alcoolizare în masă a românilor.
Iar speranţa împărtăşită a mai multor oameni de aici este că Europa o să contamineze, cu lucruri bune, România.
Şi, aşa cum mărturiseşte Mike Ormsby, în România „e prea bine ca să fie adevărat”. | http://goo.gl/SGtDIy
„Asta e România, ce să-i facem!”, exclamă pe paginile cărţii un personaj al lui Mike.
Exact, ca în viaţă, tanti Tatiana de la Măgura, care a rostit, cu un amestec de însufleţire şi compătimire: „Aşa e, ce să-i faci!”, când Mike i-a spus că suntem de la Chişinău.
În acest puzzle, intitulat „Grand Bazar România” şi scris cu dragoste, totul e fascinant: oamenii, peisajul, istoria, mâncarea…
Mihai Eminescu, poetul naţional, este un romantic cu faţă de star rock.
Palinca este arma secretă de alcoolizare în masă a românilor.
Iar speranţa împărtăşită a mai multor oameni de aici este că Europa o să contamineze, cu lucruri bune, România.
Şi, aşa cum mărturiseşte Mike Ormsby, în România „e prea bine ca să fie adevărat”. | http://goo.gl/SGtDIy
March 28, 2017
funny and interesting short stories of a brit living in Romania
October 21, 2013
A lovely book about a lovely place.
In the Romanian version of the creation myth God creates the earth and starts assigning different people to different lands, but realizes suddenly that one land has every natural resource and would dominate the world. "I know", says God, "I will give it to the Romanians, because they would never manage to conquer the world."
"Never mind the Balkans, here's Romania" is a wonderful book that brought back many happy memories of the two years that I and my family spent in Romania from 1994-1996. I read the book cover to cover the minute it arrived, and couldn't put it down. In fact I read many of the stories outloud to my family. Romania and the Romanians are wonderful, but yet at times maddening. Romanian humor is itself often self-deprecating, and Mike Ormsby conveys just that gentle, loving sort of humor in portraying Romania.
You will love Romania, and you will love this book.
In the Romanian version of the creation myth God creates the earth and starts assigning different people to different lands, but realizes suddenly that one land has every natural resource and would dominate the world. "I know", says God, "I will give it to the Romanians, because they would never manage to conquer the world."
"Never mind the Balkans, here's Romania" is a wonderful book that brought back many happy memories of the two years that I and my family spent in Romania from 1994-1996. I read the book cover to cover the minute it arrived, and couldn't put it down. In fact I read many of the stories outloud to my family. Romania and the Romanians are wonderful, but yet at times maddening. Romanian humor is itself often self-deprecating, and Mike Ormsby conveys just that gentle, loving sort of humor in portraying Romania.
You will love Romania, and you will love this book.
April 23, 2013
It's an interesting new perspective on Romania, a view from the outside. However the writing lacks the fun element, the stories become a drag.
Can't say I'm impressed, but it's an OK book. For a Romanian it's an interesting read, for a foreigner it's an incomplete view. In the end, it's all for themselves.
Can't say I'm impressed, but it's an OK book. For a Romanian it's an interesting read, for a foreigner it's an incomplete view. In the end, it's all for themselves.
May 15, 2013
I find "Never mind the Balkans..." such a captivating book. Once I started, I couldn't stop reading it. Easy to read, obviously, but what really impressed me were the realistic stories. Written in a simple manner, with a picaresque touch, the short stories reveal the Romania a confused, wondering but kind-hearted foreigner had to deal with. And mind you all: he did not come to Romania planning to write this! The book is the outcome of his exposure to the country and the people. I like the style, really reminding of Caragiale's situational comedy, but also of Ionesco's absurd. It is great how modern local "archetype" characters are brought to light and depicted: the reckless driver, the inefficient public servant, the corrupt lawyer, but also the pensive intellectual and the good father figure.
I really appreciate the author's objectivity (although the first person singular is widely employed in the book). Negative and positive aspects of Romania are mentioned, trying not to pass judgements nor to praise exceedingly.
The stories may seem funny to some, sad to others, even enraging. Truth to say, I consider they cover social problems we, as Romanians, have to deal with and improve. Not only is this a good book to read, it is also educational.Not only an out-of-the-ordiary travel guide, but also a good manners guide. A bon entendeur, salut!
I really appreciate the author's objectivity (although the first person singular is widely employed in the book). Negative and positive aspects of Romania are mentioned, trying not to pass judgements nor to praise exceedingly.
The stories may seem funny to some, sad to others, even enraging. Truth to say, I consider they cover social problems we, as Romanians, have to deal with and improve. Not only is this a good book to read, it is also educational.Not only an out-of-the-ordiary travel guide, but also a good manners guide. A bon entendeur, salut!
January 28, 2016
The book's best asset is its awesome, occasionally hilarious writing style. You can feel the journalist behind the writer: Mike Ormsby is attentive to details, straightforward yet still able to convey the atmosphere, capable of conveying his point of view without losing himself in rants or considerations.
However, the stories wander a bit aimlessly, sometimes going back to the same themes over and over without necessarily saying new things about them: reckless drivers, stray dogs, that sort of thing. After a while, it started feeling a bit repetitive and limited, as if it never dared to outgrow its initial scope, but fluttered around it like a moth. Still interesting, still fun... yet it felt like something was missing.
However, the stories wander a bit aimlessly, sometimes going back to the same themes over and over without necessarily saying new things about them: reckless drivers, stray dogs, that sort of thing. After a while, it started feeling a bit repetitive and limited, as if it never dared to outgrow its initial scope, but fluttered around it like a moth. Still interesting, still fun... yet it felt like something was missing.
August 15, 2013
I loved it! You will enjoy this different point of view and will laugh and maybe cry a little, if you have a fine sense of irony. I recommend it both for romanian people and for tourists in the land of Dracula. I am looking forward to the next book Mike Ormsby will write :)
August 31, 2014
Loved this book - so funny & very keen in his perception.... anytime I got frustrated as being the American in Romania, I read a chapter, laughed, & felt much better!
February 22, 2013
Having some curiosity about this ever since release, I jumped at the chance when I saw this edition given away for free and I'm not sorry I did. Of course, it's a collection of very realistic short stories and my main focus are high fantasy series, followed a long distance behind by a few other forms of literary escapism, so it's not anything I'd particularly like, as the rating shows, but that doesn't mean it didn't meet my expectations. At times, it even exceeded them.
As for the stories themselves, the vast majority certainly seem extremely real and paint a pretty accurate picture of "democratic" Romania. A few do seem to be akin to those pictures mentioned in "Buried", somewhat falsified, forced, in order to better present the desired concept, but the result justifies the approach and the overall image depicted still holds true. Things change, of course, and some did since the end of the period covered by the stories contained in the book, but in our case few of the changes are major, and even fewer for the better.
As for the stories themselves, the vast majority certainly seem extremely real and paint a pretty accurate picture of "democratic" Romania. A few do seem to be akin to those pictures mentioned in "Buried", somewhat falsified, forced, in order to better present the desired concept, but the result justifies the approach and the overall image depicted still holds true. Things change, of course, and some did since the end of the period covered by the stories contained in the book, but in our case few of the changes are major, and even fewer for the better.
June 26, 2013
Started this a month ago as preparatory reading for a hiking trip in Romania. Life intervened, my trip was canceled, and nearly a full month passed before I could pick it again. I had no trouble falling back into it, though, as it consists of short, breezy, episodic glimpses into the experience of both being Romanian and being an ex-pat living in Romania. They're presented, as far as I can tell, in no particular order.
It strikes me that this is the perfect way to attempt to capture the psyche of a people. Approach it too directly and you're bound to get mired in over-generalizations and cheap stereotypes. But relate 50+ stories of your real-world encounters with Romanians, from taxi drivers to shepherds to building managers, and a collective truth emerges from the pages. Ormsby's bemused affection for his adopted home shines through.
I'll get there for sure in 2014!
It strikes me that this is the perfect way to attempt to capture the psyche of a people. Approach it too directly and you're bound to get mired in over-generalizations and cheap stereotypes. But relate 50+ stories of your real-world encounters with Romanians, from taxi drivers to shepherds to building managers, and a collective truth emerges from the pages. Ormsby's bemused affection for his adopted home shines through.
I'll get there for sure in 2014!
May 21, 2013
Mike Ormsby revealed to me so much more than I could have hoped to discover during my short trip to Romania earlier this year. There were times I was shaking my head in disbelief; at the same time I often found myself chuckling as the pages flipped furiously in my palms. Alas, some things did not sound peculiarly Romanian. Many times you will come across stories which you could or would have already experienced in your own backyard. Therein lies the basis of the appeal of this book: it speaks of one country and one people, but their quirks and idiosyncrasies transcend boundaries.
January 6, 2013
Terrific book by scouse journalist and fellow Beatles fan Mike Ormsby. I love it as I discovered Romania this year and it tells me lots of things about life in Bucharest that I can relate to. I'm not sure how people who haven't visited Bucharest will find it but Mike is a journalist and this reads like, funny, Letters from Romania with a real sense of place, characters, timing; every chapter ends with a punch-line.
August 21, 2012
Fun and true! I would really recommend it to my foreign friends before arriving to Romania.
January 8, 2016
So true and cringeworthy!
December 29, 2015
Satisfying collection of articles/blogs on Romania seen over some 20 years. Fascinating insight to a foreign culture.
June 13, 2024
3.5 🌟
January 1, 2019
A cracking tableau of the good, bad and ugly in modern day Romania. Ormsby clearly lost his heart to Romania (and a Romanian woman) but impressively doesn’t shy away from telling the truth about his adopted country. He’s also funny, and observant, and has a good knack of ending each chapter without fuss, which intrigues. Read this book to get closer to the heart of the country - just what a good travel writer would hope to provide his readers...
December 12, 2020
I enjoyed reading this. It gives a good view on Bucharest life. Some great insight into the village life as well.
January 15, 2016
Never Mind The Balkins, Here's Romania was a free book from BookBub. I gave it four stars
instead of five because initially, I found the book had crude, vulgar and abrasive details.
The author, Mike Ornsby, writes in the first person masterfully and uses vivid description and interesting storylines about the people, landscape, food, politics, and his experiences in Romania.
In the section Too Good To BeTrue, Mike is hiking a mountain in Transylvania with his friends, George, Alina and their 8 year old daughter, Catrinal. A sudden lightning and thunderstorm hits and they are running for their lives in heavy torrential rain with the thunderstorm directly overhead and a pack of five hungry territorial sheep herding dogs closing in on them.
"The pack of five suddenly splits. Two dogs run left to block our progress. Three run right, to block any retreat. We slow down, surrounded. The dogs close in, legs splayed, eyes aflame, crouching and barking and slavering, teeth exposed like ivory daggers.
Suddenly, from nowhere, a barefoot kid scampers down the hill brandishing a huge stick. He yells at the dogs. They freeze, panting and glaring at us. The kid jabs his stick towards a gap in the circle of hackled fur and gives us the nod. We walk towards the gap then run."
Another example is Mike's description of Vasile.
"His tanned biceps are as big as rugby balls."
This was an interesting, informative and entertaining book.
instead of five because initially, I found the book had crude, vulgar and abrasive details.
The author, Mike Ornsby, writes in the first person masterfully and uses vivid description and interesting storylines about the people, landscape, food, politics, and his experiences in Romania.
In the section Too Good To BeTrue, Mike is hiking a mountain in Transylvania with his friends, George, Alina and their 8 year old daughter, Catrinal. A sudden lightning and thunderstorm hits and they are running for their lives in heavy torrential rain with the thunderstorm directly overhead and a pack of five hungry territorial sheep herding dogs closing in on them.
"The pack of five suddenly splits. Two dogs run left to block our progress. Three run right, to block any retreat. We slow down, surrounded. The dogs close in, legs splayed, eyes aflame, crouching and barking and slavering, teeth exposed like ivory daggers.
Suddenly, from nowhere, a barefoot kid scampers down the hill brandishing a huge stick. He yells at the dogs. They freeze, panting and glaring at us. The kid jabs his stick towards a gap in the circle of hackled fur and gives us the nod. We walk towards the gap then run."
Another example is Mike's description of Vasile.
"His tanned biceps are as big as rugby balls."
This was an interesting, informative and entertaining book.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
January 20, 2015
Mike Ormsby scrie despre viata cotidiana din Romania, observand micile (mari) chestiuni care unui occidental I se par pur si simplu absurde, nedrepte sau incorecte. Este agrenat, ca orice alt "vestic", intr-o alta paradigma decat cea balcanica.
Scurtele povestiri sunt tragi-comice pentru un roman care le priveste din prisma aceleasi paradigme ca a autorului.
Mike Ormsby writes about the daily adventures of life in Romania, observing the smallish things which only a westerner believe to be simply absurd, unjust or unfair. He is functioning, as any other westerner, in a different paradigm than the Balcanic paradigm. He does it best though!
The short stories are biter-sweet for a Romanian who looks at them through the same lens as the author.
Scurtele povestiri sunt tragi-comice pentru un roman care le priveste din prisma aceleasi paradigme ca a autorului.
Mike Ormsby writes about the daily adventures of life in Romania, observing the smallish things which only a westerner believe to be simply absurd, unjust or unfair. He is functioning, as any other westerner, in a different paradigm than the Balcanic paradigm. He does it best though!
The short stories are biter-sweet for a Romanian who looks at them through the same lens as the author.
August 24, 2016
Buna treaba Mike ! Am ales sa scriu cateva randuri in romaneste pentru ca sigur cunosti si vorbesti limba cred ca destul de bine, desi nu stiu de ce ai ales sa scrii cartea in enzleza. Mi-e destul de greu sa numesc o povestire preferata, pentru ca toate sunt bune. Si eu sunt din Sibiu desi la Paltinis am fost doar de vreo 4-5 ori in ultimi 7 ani de cand am descoperit ca pot sa ajung gratuit pana acolo (eu sunt persoana cu handicap). Mi-ar place sa il cunosc pe George si familia lui. Ma bucur ca iti plac meleagurile noastre, in special imprejurimile Sibiului, si ca ai avut noroc sa cunosti oameni ca George care sa iti arate si sa va bucurati impreuna de aceste locuri. Numai bine. Take care.
April 16, 2014
Seeing your country through the eyes of a foreigner can be truly revealing. At first I was set back by the fact that he was only recounting unfortunate events. They were accurate, but not giving a good credit to Romania.
By the end of the book I really started to appreciate Ormsby's candor and sense of observation. We, Romanians, do have all those bad characteristics that actually make each story more interesting.
And if those arguments were not enough, it is important to say that the author married a Romanian and decided to live in Romania.
By the end of the book I really started to appreciate Ormsby's candor and sense of observation. We, Romanians, do have all those bad characteristics that actually make each story more interesting.
And if those arguments were not enough, it is important to say that the author married a Romanian and decided to live in Romania.
January 29, 2014
The book is a very realistic portrayal of Romania.I am a Romanian and I think no foreigner has ever spoken so true about Romania.I do not find it negative, it is the pure truth and it is written with love for the country.Well done!
June 25, 2014
The flows from story to story and is enjoyable in places. However some of the stories are only views from individuals which of course everyone is entitled too but that does not make them true. Abit more history and facts would of made thia an excellent book.
November 11, 2012
This book made me laugh 'til I cried...
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