Mortified Matchmaker

by Alexis Fleming

An old-fashioned undertaker who asks for lessons in what turns a woman on, what more could any teacher ask for? When circumstances force kindergarten teacher Melissa Morgan to take her twin sister's place as proprietor of a dating agency, the last thing she expects is to meet a funeral director in desperate need of lessons in what a woman wants. Despite his quirky behavior and antiquated ideas, Matthew Campbell pushes every one of Melissa's buttons and it's not long before the lessons become more important than finding Matthew a mate. But how will Melissa react when she finds out Matthew is an undercover federal agent in pursuit of a blackmailer and she's the prime suspect? Warning: This title contains the following: Wahoo Sex and Wash-Your-Mouth Language (Explicit Sex and Graphic Language)

Genres: Contemporary Romance

219 pages, Paperback

First published February 20, 2007

About the author

Multi-published author Alexis Fleming's first book was a bedtime story for her children, written and illustrated totally in crayon. She hooked her children in and created a new career for herself, a career that gives her immense satisfaction and a lot of fun. She now writes her own bedtime stories, but be warned - these are strictly adults only!

Alexis' first love has always been romance, whether on this world or the next. Hot, sizzling relationships with a dash of comedy and a few trials and tribulations thrown in to test her characters. Alexis writes sassy, fun, erotic contemporaries, as well as paranormals and fantasies where you'll find yourself coming face to face with anything from sexy shifters to beings from other planets.

When she isn't tied to her computer creating sizzling stories to tempt her readers, she helps run a busy motel set on the edge of a national marine park in Australia.

Reviews

[Saly · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.25 stars
Not too bad, but man what is with h allowing themselves to be pushed around by stupid, psycho family and siblings? h covers for possible criminal activities of her twin sister who in the past stole her fiancee just because of a death-bed promise to mom. I mean come on? H is investigating the agency the twin and her bf runs for blackmail. H plays his role of funeral director to perfection.

[Imogene Nix · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a lively story of a school teacher masquerading as a matchmaker and an undercover policeman whose cover had him pretending to be an undertaker.

OMG! The oil scenes were so funny, watching the droplets dribble down the side of his face!!!!

And the date when he was dissecting the chicken...

Yes it was a great read.

Thanks Alexis Fleming for giving us such a great little read!!

[Maura · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a cute and funny story about fake identities, a missing twin sister and an adorable couple caught in the middle of an unexpected romance. I loved Matthew the cop and his zany antics!

[Imogene Nix · Rating 4 out of 5]

I love Alexis Fleming's writing. It's fun and makes for a single night of wicked reading :)

[Pamela(AllHoney) · Rating 4 out of 5]

A quick, light, funny read