It starts with a drunk nerd noticing a Goth girl scratching herself at a party and offering to help. It ends in a Tony Scottian shootout at an abandoned laser tag arena between the mafia, the secret service, and the Sheboygan Chapter of the United Incel Militia. What happens in between is a twisted tale of payback, social media, taxmen, and more than one kind of creep. In this violent romp of Dave Barry meets Tina Belcher. Brian Carmody (Zebravile) turns to ChatGPT to help find some places better left unscratched.