Pooems

by Papa G.

What is a pooem? Well unlike poetry, pooetry is unboring! (…and it’s about poo!!)

Hi, my name is Papa G and I have invented Pooetry. The revelation came to me when I realised that poo is not only hilarious, it also rhymes with lots of great words like loo and doo-doo and moo! Perhaps the most surprising thing about pooetry is that it wasn’t invented hundreds of years ago…It’s that brilliant!

In this first volume you will discover four revoltingly funny pooems, The Bear, Toilet Terror, The Crocodile and the Giraffe, all beautifully illustrated by Carlos Patino.

48 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 29, 2012

About the author

I am a mysterious man of mystery on a mission to write unboring and slightly weird books for children. I have so far given slow and painful birth to three books-Snotty Crocky, Pedro The Ugliest Dog in the World and FING. I spend my days smiting sea-monsters and fighting pirates. My evenings are spent with my family.

I can be reached by delighted children* and disgruntled parents alike at heypapa.g@gmail.com


*Ask parent or guardian permission first.

Reviews

[Francy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Once again I am not disappointed by Papa G.’s quality of work. It’s funny and outside the box, and best of all it’s not sugar coated; there is no better author out there to highlight the dangers of crocodiles, and I mean it. The child in your life (if like me you pretend to buy these books to read to/with a child) will surely appreciate this, and what better way to get someone into poetry, than with poo-rhymes? They are funny, unique, and each one with a twist that will make them a joy to read.

This marvellous piece of modern literature contains four very entraining little pooems which will blow your mind with their simplicity, deep meaning, and teachings (I am not making this up, there is more to them than the laugh factor inspired by poo). To top it all, the drawings that accompany the stories are superb and compliment the pooems very well. What more do you want me say? Just go buy this book and you won’t regret it.

[Theresa Grissom · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ok, I admit I am immature. I laughed hysterically at this. Kids would like it but... I'm afraid the teachers would frown at me if I let students check this out of the library.

[Beth · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ha! Too funny!