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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
August 1, 2010
What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This brand new book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This brand new book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
129 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 4, 2010
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Rob Elliott
65 books54 followersRob Elliott has been a publishing professional for more than 15 years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and four children.
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April 9, 2019
"What did the turkey say to the ham? Nice to 'meat' you." (Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
This audio program had good clean jokes, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters for kids; however, even as an adult, it had me laughing out loud at times. It is read by children which even makes it more funny. Some of them where very good at pronouncing their punch lines. Some of the jokes, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters I wrote down were:
Jokes
● Why can't a bank keep a secret? It has too many tellers?
● Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot? Because he wanted to make a clean get-a-away.
● Why don't you play hide-and-seek with mountains? Because they are always peeking (peaking).
● Why did Jimmy's parents scream about his grades? Because he had a bee (B) on his report card.
● Why did the credit card go to jail? It was guilty as charged.
● Why did Sally's computer keep sneezing? Because it had a virus.
● What language does a billboard speak? Sign language.
● What kind of caps do you wear on your leg? Knee-caps.
● Why was the nose feeling sad? It was tired of being picked on.
● Why did the ladder and the girl go to school? Because it was HIGH-school.
● How can you go surfing in a kitchen? On a microwave.
● Why were people looking up at the ceiling and cheering? They were ceiling fans.
● What happened to the beans when they showed up for work? They got canned.
● What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. (not-your-cheese)
Knock Knock Jokes
● Knock, knock, who's there? House. House who? House-it going for you?
● Knock, knock, who's there? Italy. Italy who? Italy (It will) be a shame if you don't open this door.
● Knock, knock, who's there? Alda. Alda who? Alda (All the) kids like my knock knock jokes.
● Knock, knock, who's there? Doey. Doey who? Doey get to hear some more knock knock jokes?
Tongue Twisters (SAY THEM REALLY FAST!)
● Purple pigeons, pick pickles.
● Cooked cookies crumble quickly.
● Soggy stuff smells delicious.
● Big bad bears blow blue bubbles.
● You'll push, she'll push.
● Six slimmy snails sailed silently.
The audio program is only about 1 hour long, but it brightened up my day and I started texting my friends and bugging those I know with all these jokes! I am sure you will be tempted to too. :)
This audio program had good clean jokes, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters for kids; however, even as an adult, it had me laughing out loud at times. It is read by children which even makes it more funny. Some of them where very good at pronouncing their punch lines. Some of the jokes, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters I wrote down were:
Jokes
● Why can't a bank keep a secret? It has too many tellers?
● Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot? Because he wanted to make a clean get-a-away.
● Why don't you play hide-and-seek with mountains? Because they are always peeking (peaking).
● Why did Jimmy's parents scream about his grades? Because he had a bee (B) on his report card.
● Why did the credit card go to jail? It was guilty as charged.
● Why did Sally's computer keep sneezing? Because it had a virus.
● What language does a billboard speak? Sign language.
● What kind of caps do you wear on your leg? Knee-caps.
● Why was the nose feeling sad? It was tired of being picked on.
● Why did the ladder and the girl go to school? Because it was HIGH-school.
● How can you go surfing in a kitchen? On a microwave.
● Why were people looking up at the ceiling and cheering? They were ceiling fans.
● What happened to the beans when they showed up for work? They got canned.
● What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. (not-your-cheese)
Knock Knock Jokes
● Knock, knock, who's there? House. House who? House-it going for you?
● Knock, knock, who's there? Italy. Italy who? Italy (It will) be a shame if you don't open this door.
● Knock, knock, who's there? Alda. Alda who? Alda (All the) kids like my knock knock jokes.
● Knock, knock, who's there? Doey. Doey who? Doey get to hear some more knock knock jokes?
Tongue Twisters (SAY THEM REALLY FAST!)
● Purple pigeons, pick pickles.
● Cooked cookies crumble quickly.
● Soggy stuff smells delicious.
● Big bad bears blow blue bubbles.
● You'll push, she'll push.
● Six slimmy snails sailed silently.
The audio program is only about 1 hour long, but it brightened up my day and I started texting my friends and bugging those I know with all these jokes! I am sure you will be tempted to too. :)
February 6, 2015
Good humor is a valuable commodity. Let me re-phrase that. Good clean humor is a valuable commodity. Clean humor is not as easy to find as you might think. Much of the humor of the past three or so decades is based on making fun of someone else or of other ideas. It capitalizes on someone's mistakes. It belittles and minimizes someone else's worth. To find good humor means leaving that base in the dust and finding things that are truly funny at no one else's expense. Even the definition of clean has variations and shades of meaning.
As a parent, when my children were young, I didn't want them to think that devaluing someone else was funny. Slapstick was fine, as well as play on words and incongruities. We loved all things animal humor. Those were our standards. This book contains a similar standard. It is written for young children, perhaps from 6-10 years. The content is squeaky clean. Many of the jokes date back to my childhood years with a few new ones sprinkled here and there. There are 126 pages of fun.
It is divided by chapters by categories:
Chapter 1: Questions and Answers
Chapter 2: Awesome Animal Jokes
Chapter 3: Knock Knock Jokes
Chapter 4: Tongue Twisters
Chapter 5: Some Things to Think About
One of the Question and Answers I've never heard before goes like this:
Question: What did the alien say to the flower bed?
Answer: Take me to your weeder.
Here's one from Chapter 2 I haven't heard before:
Question: Where do bees come from?
Answer: Stingapore and Beelivia
Do knock knock jokes make you groan?
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's There?"
"Everest"
"Everest, who?"
"Do we Everest from telling knock knock jokes?"
One parting shot:
"If a fly didn't have wings, would we call it a walk?"
Now, I found this is just one book in a collection. There are many more books just like this one. They came out with a new one in 2014 if you are looking for more. I recommend this to anyone who wants pure and simple humor for their children.
Disclosure of Material Connection: I received a complimentary review copy of this book from The Book Club Network (bookfun.org) on behalf of Revell. I was not required to write a positive review. The opinions I have expressed are my own. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s 16 CFR, Part 255: “Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.”
As a parent, when my children were young, I didn't want them to think that devaluing someone else was funny. Slapstick was fine, as well as play on words and incongruities. We loved all things animal humor. Those were our standards. This book contains a similar standard. It is written for young children, perhaps from 6-10 years. The content is squeaky clean. Many of the jokes date back to my childhood years with a few new ones sprinkled here and there. There are 126 pages of fun.
It is divided by chapters by categories:
Chapter 1: Questions and Answers
Chapter 2: Awesome Animal Jokes
Chapter 3: Knock Knock Jokes
Chapter 4: Tongue Twisters
Chapter 5: Some Things to Think About
One of the Question and Answers I've never heard before goes like this:
Question: What did the alien say to the flower bed?
Answer: Take me to your weeder.
Here's one from Chapter 2 I haven't heard before:
Question: Where do bees come from?
Answer: Stingapore and Beelivia
Do knock knock jokes make you groan?
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's There?"
"Everest"
"Everest, who?"
"Do we Everest from telling knock knock jokes?"
One parting shot:
"If a fly didn't have wings, would we call it a walk?"
Now, I found this is just one book in a collection. There are many more books just like this one. They came out with a new one in 2014 if you are looking for more. I recommend this to anyone who wants pure and simple humor for their children.
Disclosure of Material Connection: I received a complimentary review copy of this book from The Book Club Network (bookfun.org) on behalf of Revell. I was not required to write a positive review. The opinions I have expressed are my own. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s 16 CFR, Part 255: “Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.”
March 17, 2023
This is a great book if you have kids or if you watch them. I became "the funniest person they knew!"
March 17, 2018
Nice mix
But some are not that great. You have to get through the bad ones to sift out the good ones but there are a few fun nuggets. I don't think young kids would get a lot of the references. Like what percent of kids know that a type of gas station is a shell station?
But some are not that great. You have to get through the bad ones to sift out the good ones but there are a few fun nuggets. I don't think young kids would get a lot of the references. Like what percent of kids know that a type of gas station is a shell station?
September 1, 2012
My elementary-aged nephews loved this book!
January 21, 2018
Kind of droll
Wanted it to be funnier than it was. Thought it was a good idea for car trips, but it underperformed.
Wanted it to be funnier than it was. Thought it was a good idea for car trips, but it underperformed.
May 15, 2019
so funny i forgot to laugh
June 30, 2018
My kids laughed a lot!
April 7, 2018
My son loved it! Engaging young readers.
We downloaded this book during a short trip with a busy five year old. When we got to the knock knock jokes he wanted to read the jokes for himself.
We downloaded this book during a short trip with a busy five year old. When we got to the knock knock jokes he wanted to read the jokes for himself.
March 29, 2018
I LOVE your jokes even the bad ones
This book is hilarious. My jokes are not funny listen: we're is a cow's favorite place ? The Moooovie theatre.
This book is hilarious. My jokes are not funny listen: we're is a cow's favorite place ? The Moooovie theatre.
Want to read
December 6, 2012Ok, I guess I should really give this five stars for cute KID'S jokes, but many my kids have already heard. A perfect 5, for me, would be almost all jokes are new ones (but I guess it depends on how old your kids are). Oh well, the jokes are cute and I personally haven't heard many of them (but then again, I'm unfortunately not a kid anymore LOL).
Very useful for the younger grandkids just starting school, many a giggle enclosed. Considering I got the book for practically nothing, it was worth the small spend to see the smiles on the little one's faces.
Very useful for the younger grandkids just starting school, many a giggle enclosed. Considering I got the book for practically nothing, it was worth the small spend to see the smiles on the little one's faces.
January 13, 2018
Funny for kids
This is a fun joke book, but definitely meant for kids. The humor is younger and even someone in their mid teens might find it a bit on the young side. The best part is section 5, things to make you think.
This is a fun joke book, but definitely meant for kids. The humor is younger and even someone in their mid teens might find it a bit on the young side. The best part is section 5, things to make you think.
August 21, 2020
A good book to read if you are looking for dad jokes.
The title is misleading because I didn't really laugh out loud at any of them, but I do tell these jokes a lot.
Good to bring on a long family road trip.
The title is misleading because I didn't really laugh out loud at any of them, but I do tell these jokes a lot.
Good to bring on a long family road trip.
January 11, 2016
Fun to share with my grandchildren.
August 12, 2016
This is funnier than I probably should admit! The jokes are tame but I might be a total 5 year old at heart...or at least when it comes to joke books
April 7, 2017
Had fun with it
Read a lot of y b em off at work for a good chuckle without fear of getting in trouble for appropriatness
Read a lot of y b em off at work for a good chuckle without fear of getting in trouble for appropriatness
June 9, 2017
I think that 70% of the book has great joke the rest of them are ok!
June 15, 2017
Kids laughed, fun book
Fun times, my kids enjoyed our little joke session. Recommend this book for some family fun. Five stars knock knock
Fun times, my kids enjoyed our little joke session. Recommend this book for some family fun. Five stars knock knock
February 16, 2018
Great fun!
If only Amos and Andy were included with the knock knock jokes .... and Orange . .. Orange you glad I didn't tell another knock knock joke!
If only Amos and Andy were included with the knock knock jokes .... and Orange . .. Orange you glad I didn't tell another knock knock joke!
December 22, 2017
Cute jokes for kids who understand puns
I thought these were funny, not rolling on the floor funny, but interesting for kids over 10 whose English classes have advanced to understand words with many meanings, jokes & tongue twisters.
I thought these were funny, not rolling on the floor funny, but interesting for kids over 10 whose English classes have advanced to understand words with many meanings, jokes & tongue twisters.
April 24, 2020
Laugh out loud jokes riddles, toungue twisters and more.
This is a perfect book for when your bored and some of them are good dad jokes.!!!! Good for young readers and all age groups!!
This is a perfect book for when your bored and some of them are good dad jokes.!!!! Good for young readers and all age groups!!
June 16, 2020
Ok, so these are kids jokes. The only reason I got this book is because my brother seems to always have better jokes for his grand kids than I do. If you put on your kid hat, they are funny enough. Nice to have them coalesced into one book.
November 6, 2021
Great for joke writing. It's a thesaurus for me in writing jokes. I don't think the writer is that good at putting these jokes together, but he does create a structure for you to take it the way you want to.
June 20, 2023
Almost exclusively puns and word plays.
How did the mad scientist cause a blizzard?
He was brain-storming.
Where can you read about coffee cups?
In a mug-azine
If that is funny to you or your kids you will like the book a lot.
How did the mad scientist cause a blizzard?
He was brain-storming.
Where can you read about coffee cups?
In a mug-azine
If that is funny to you or your kids you will like the book a lot.
June 10, 2017
My 6 year old reluctant reader thinks most of these are super funny. Some take too much explanation.
March 5, 2018
Fine for our 7 y/o granddaughter!😎
April 8, 2018
Good
It’s more like a question and answer way and thinking out of the box for the answers in a humorous way. It would also improve the IQ.
It’s more like a question and answer way and thinking out of the box for the answers in a humorous way. It would also improve the IQ.
April 30, 2018
Too many knock knock jokes
June 12, 2018
Definitely kid jokes
I heard many of these jokes from my friend Ted. Always brought a snicker and a rolling of the eyes.
I heard many of these jokes from my friend Ted. Always brought a snicker and a rolling of the eyes.
June 26, 2018
There are some truly crazy quotes in this book
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